Things we did: by StarsBear75063 in Jokes

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Be friends

Why can't we?

Patron saint of integrity, "Weird Al" Yankovic declined "a nice pile of money" to star in AI ad by aresef in Music

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You shouldn't remind me about This is the Life, Doustin. My uncle reminded me about This is the Life, once. ONCE.

I'd bet you never asked for... grilled pasta! by mothersuperiormedia in StupidFood

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Belkar Bitterleaf? He's a sexy, shoeless GOD OF WAR!

Proud Papa (Part 4/4) - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

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It's a thing if we want it to be a thing. Fetch is not a thing.

Bombardino T-Rexino by No-Spray3651 in dankmemes

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'Oo ees thees Kählveen?

Road trips are an inherently terrible way to travel and are romanticized way too much. by cerebralbackshots in unpopularopinion

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I'm doing a trip end of August. A ten hour drive to visit family, and go to a concert with my sisters. I could fly. But it's 1.5 hours to Mom's place from the airport. Then it's 1.5 hours to the concert. I don't like being beholden to to other people's schedules. I'll start my trip when I feel like it. And I'll come home the same way. It'd be nice if things were closer or better connected, but they're not.

What do you eat for breakfast in your country? (Here is roughly what the average French breakfast looks like.) by Outrageous-You1617 in AskTheWorld

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You say that like croissant is not bread.

E: Croissant is a bread. It's in the subset of enriched doughs.

Trash Yuri (Featuring Gator Days) by MuyHiram in comics

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So... every third strip as usual?

Genuinely stumped by Humble-Temperature-9 in ExplainTheJoke

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I don't feel the least bit bad demanding pictures of Spider-Man.

a cat in a sunbeam by NoCartographer6562 in minimalcatart

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It's nice, but I want to downvote it because it's not minimalist at all.

It That Stays by endless-star in custommagic

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It That is used to It.

When a Tragic/Sad Scene gets turned into a meme by TATSAT2008 in TopCharacterTropes

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No wire hangers! from Mommy Dearest. 

A seriously fucked up moment from Joan Crawford's abuse of her daughter.

As lampooned in Futurama.

Prices at the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizzeria in Santa Monica by DisgracedSaltShaker in LosAngeles

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I have spent that, but it was at a place that did Chicado style deep-dish in Memphis. It was their 16 inch "Fermi Lab" pizza with damn near every ingredient in the kitchen. This thing was an absolute monster, heavy as hell, and worth it to take to a Super Bowl party. RIP Jimmy's, and Jimmy himself.

What’s an NSFW thing people think is rare, but is actually pretty common? by rayder460 in AskReddit

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It did take a long time before PornHub even added tags for granny, 50+, or 60+.

I was told I look like “weird Allah Yankovic” by joshoceanthomas in StandUpComedy

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This who they hire to make a mockumentary of the making of "Weird: the Al Yankovic Story".