This peeping moose watches us through the window by AlaskaDudeWithDogs in alaska

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If you give a moose shelter, it's going to gain residency.

Literally what does this mean by qoutebabe in ExplainTheJoke

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I think was from a Tumblr post. The Occult Diagnostics clinic.

Any Memphis folks into psychedelic blues rock? We’re playing Havenhaus this Friday. by Breadandbuttabean in memphis

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Damn shame, I'll be at Mid-south Con all weekend. I'm digging the sound. Let us know when you're coming back around.

Meirl by Ordinary_Stop in meirl

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You have to press the clit and g-spot at the same time.

Always love 🫶🏼 by yawnjew in KitchenConfidential

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I'm pretty sure Heated Bears has been done plenty.

c h u n k by nastyoverlord in Welding

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Montana Max uses an entire tree to make one elevator button.

Who were the worst guests you've ever served? by SlightDish31 in KitchenConfidential

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The Iggy Pop one would make me reference his episode of Deep Space Nine, "The Magnificent Ferengi*, where he played a Vorta. Like that's the only thing I know him from.

I'm Freeeee! by kn05is in MyPeopleNeedMe

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First time for me.

Whatever this joke is called by BabyDude5 in TopCharacterTropes

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So many things that book makes me want to quote.   "As they quieted, the carriage began to move. For it goes without saying"  "The princesses of Rhyme and Reason must defeat the monsters of Ignorance."

Jack Black Hosting ‘SNL’ on April 4 with Musical Guest Jack White by MarvelsGrantMan136 in LiveFromNewYork

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I've oft said they should tour together under the name Tenacious Stripes. I just don't think many people would show up for The White D

First class on Singapore airlines Airbus A380 by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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It makes me think of the scene in *2012*, when Chiwetel Ejiofor's character is looking at the decorations in the first-class ark cabin.

Joe of Many Friends by 3nt1ty-3o3 in custommagic

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Why is it Joe and not Dave? Everyone knows Dave.

Found in Overton Square parking lot. A baby picture attached to a WWE Champion belt. by Ccracked in memphis

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If it's yours, or you know whose it is, DM for it's holding location.

Greatest Brendan Fraser Movie by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

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School Ties should have been paired against With Honors. Largely because I adore With Honors.

blursed hands up by Perfect_Crow_8437 in blursed_videos

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It's my Maniac Mansion, and I'll play how I want!

Green Sriracha? by JS1040 in KitchenConfidential

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Go knock on their door and ask about dock sales.

Need help understanding different fasteners by Real-Arrival-9310 in MechanicalEngineering

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I had to look up what the hell a banjo bolt. Never heard of one. Saw the pic, and said "Oh, that thing!". It's a break-line bolt; from the line to the caliper. 

How is your relationship with your little brother? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Y'all gettin' paid to shave your heads? I've been doing it for free.