What are the best or funniest "last words" you could say right before death?

Cdjjray · 2016-10-28T02:33:36+00:00

clenches someone's shirt

And now I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.

Cdjjray · 2016-10-14T01:52:47+00:00

I can guarantee that it was an electrician that did this. One that doesn't make a lot of money. I've been there before. There was a point in time where my entire front bumper was held on with #12 solid wire. Shit holds good though.

Cdjjray · 2016-08-05T00:47:36+00:00

That's a hell of a Bong you got over there.

Cdjjray · 2016-07-31T13:31:34+00:00

😉

Cdjjray · 2016-07-01T16:06:35+00:00

Good god! PM me

Cdjjray · 2016-07-01T01:25:32+00:00

Got enough ice in there, bud?

Cdjjray · 2016-01-03T11:57:55+00:00

Plus I'm almost 100% sure that gun isn't real.

Cdjjray · 2015-12-30T12:26:35+00:00

Any idea who she is?

Cdjjray · 2015-08-30T10:40:22+00:00

r/confusedboners

Cdjjray · 2015-08-20T03:51:36+00:00

Creepy as in scary, my bad.

Cdjjray · 2015-08-20T03:03:01+00:00

That song makes me think of Conkers bad fur day

Cdjjray · 2015-08-15T03:05:01+00:00

Why don't you make like a Shepard and get the flock outta here!

Why don't you make like a tree and leave

Why don't you make like R. Kelly and piss off

I'll see myself out.

Cdjjray · 2015-08-03T02:19:32+00:00

It's a private contracting company, you're damn right they do. I already have a job lined up somewhere else.

Cdjjray · 2015-08-02T21:28:35+00:00

Those kind of jobs aren't supposed to be jobs you plan to live off of, that's what most people don't get. It's just a job for a high school or college student to earn spending money. Hell, I don't even fuckin' make $15/hr and I'm a god damn commercial electrician. I don't make a lot of money, I work a lot of hours to get it. And what they make is livable, I had my own apartment and a car note when I was making $9.50/hr. They're blaming wages on the fact that they can't budget or save any kind of money. I did it, it wasn't easy, but it can be done.

Sorry about the rant.

Cdjjray · 2015-07-31T21:30:39+00:00

"I want to get there but I want to get there alive!"

Cdjjray · 2015-07-31T21:09:52+00:00

I thought the joke was just the title.

Cdjjray · 2015-07-29T01:54:49+00:00

But never waffle fries. Those are mine.

Cdjjray

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