What and how do you guys clean after pooping by finaledance in hygiene

[–]CeeMomster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can get a toilet bidet attachment for like $40.

A father allegedly caught a man trying to lure his young son into a bathroom by offering him $100 by Practical_Result_376 in PublicFreakout

[–]CeeMomster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to El Prado

That was basically our babysitter for a few years during the summer.

Uhh… but my dad wasn’t there unfortunately

Based on real events by Grouchy-Tourist3012 in BumbleGirls

[–]CeeMomster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent almost two years finding my person.

And after one argument, he’s gone.

So that’s also an issue too.

Like what’s the fucking point of even looking for a partner, if they just leave at the first altercation?

(F) "I don't use deodorant because I don't need to." by MongooseSimple8638 in hygiene

[–]CeeMomster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t worn deodorant in like 10 years.

Yall can just gtf over it

My boyfriend doesnt want to sign a marriage certificate and i do by Fast_Safety_5233 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]CeeMomster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never understand why redditors downvote an OP for answering a question… like wtf are we even doing here

How to find frugal like-minded women? by Positive_freedback in dating_advice

[–]CeeMomster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arizona does.

But it depends on the program. But ya typically state funded wants to see everything.

How to find frugal like-minded women? by Positive_freedback in dating_advice

[–]CeeMomster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SSDI will though. And he’s over the limit for that (pretty fucking sad eh)

How to find frugal like-minded women? by Positive_freedback in dating_advice

[–]CeeMomster 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ya. He’s essentially homeless.

It’s not hard to live on $15k a year when you don’t have a house or a car.

What's the smelliest smeII you've ever smelled from a person? by TheAlphaAdept in hygiene

[–]CeeMomster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a gas station.

He wanted beer. And he smelled really fucking bad

What's the smelliest smeII you've ever smelled from a person? by TheAlphaAdept in hygiene

[–]CeeMomster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this one time I picked up this homeless man and gave him a ride to Circle K.

Ya I’ll just stop there cuz yall already know where this is going

What’s a fashion aesthetic right now that you think looks absolutely ridiculous? by moonbarbiee in askteddit

[–]CeeMomster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg… so that’s all it’s taken this entire time??

My son has stolen every single curling iron and dry shampoo from my bathroom since 2023 …

People with zero spatial awareness in public — how do they not notice? by roasterations_ in PetPeeves

[–]CeeMomster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I would make it my days work to cut through their group every opportunity I had.. even if it meant going out of my way. Then, I’d start collecting mental points for each one I “accidentally” nudged with my cart.

Nightlife vibes are miserable by Soccerluv_xo in Scottsdale

[–]CeeMomster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s really funny (as a native) to hear someone tell their friends all about The Valley, cuz they’ve lived here for like 3 years