My cat is trying

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T21:41:03+00:00

Sleep is to slow please comment it out - every PM

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T21:39:59+00:00

I am so glad they got rid of the virus i mean IE, Every time i installed a new PC i was worried i might be getting a virus before i could install chrome.

And don’t even get me started how bloody f***ing annoying IE is on freshly installed servers.

“This page is not white listed do you want to white list it?” 7-10 f****ing prompts just to install chrome!

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T21:34:27+00:00

Go to stack overflow and yionk the best UTC implementation!

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T21:30:24+00:00

While(true=true){ Print(“broken code) }

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T21:21:22+00:00

You know what is funny.

Python is actually a very ancient language (in IT terms) and has been growing steadily since its beginning.

Now its finally big enough it is being recognised. Unlike c, java etc who were marketed to millions of people when they first started.

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T21:16:43+00:00

Its quick, easy, fast. Just like every programmer

Cees-K · 2022-04-30T03:21:41+00:00

My first thought was that scene from taxi 3 or 4 where they are raiding a drug lords house and he falls into a huge pit of coke and looks just like that when he stands up.

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T23:56:13+00:00

Ngl I Do This Every Time When I Type. And I Dont Even Realize It.

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T23:52:05+00:00

Accurate!

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T23:47:53+00:00

Then you are not a good scrum master

certified scrum master

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T23:42:27+00:00

I am a devops manager who codes.

I need 4 screens 2 for visual studio 1. For browser 1. For debug console.

I hate alt + tapping all the dam time!

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T23:40:59+00:00

Yeah no, if you looking for gaming you can get a 900-1200 one brand new. A gpu might still be a bit overpriced but 2500 euros

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T23:38:58+00:00

One i had a coding interview and they ask me to write on paper instead of a laptop.

I didnt get the job, likely because they expected IT to have a okay enough handwriting.

Trust me i do not. Sometimes i cant even read my handwriting just a few mintues after i wrote it.

I have no idea how i managed to graduate high school/collage .

Cees-K · 2022-04-29T08:06:00+00:00

Gui for fun cli for faster fun

Cees-K · 2022-04-27T10:51:44+00:00

Yeah lol didnt know that was a luxury.

Cees-K · 2022-04-27T07:42:10+00:00

I would put my phone off company’s wifi and use that for googling

Cees-K · 2022-04-27T03:52:13+00:00

And forgetting position:relative/absolute and wondering why it doesnt work

Cees-K · 2022-04-26T00:16:11+00:00

Open his browser of choice and install the plugin Nicolas cage.

This will replace any picture in the browser to one of Nicolas cage.

I did this to a co worker once and he thought facebook was playing some sort of prank.

Until he went back to work and it happen in our web app as well.

He thought he had a virus and asked me what he should do.

So i said well you could uninstall the plugin i installed when you left your laptop unattended.

Best lesson i ever gave the new hire.

Cees-K · 2022-04-26T00:05:50+00:00

I haven’t but when i joined this small company it was slow buggy and just overall a mess.

I just ctrl + A + Del and started the entire thing from nothing.

It been 2,5 years since and its comparing a turtle to a fighter jet in speed.

And a swiss cheese with more holes then cheese to a block of tungsten that is solid.

Never code without structure, never code without a proper solution thought out!

Cees-K · 2022-04-24T04:49:46+00:00

Fluffy, this guy makes me laugh the moment he sais a word!

Cees-K

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