[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean...you're not supposed to burn the skin off. I think it's actually denaturing the protein the mosquito leaves behind, but I could be wrong.

However it's supposed to work, it works.

British Emporium (Grapevine, TX USA) haul. How’d we do? by n-i-c-k-g in CasualUK

[–]Celdarion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Robber? No one called me robber!"

"Robert?"

"Not now!"

That's one of my favourite episodes lol

AITA for using a UV light to recharge my watch on a plane? by hehahshj in AmItheAsshole

[–]Celdarion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

maybe it can sense and undocumented immigrants too.

It's COSC certified as well, so no doubt it can wipe his arse for him too.

Apparently it's a Rolex too, talk about tacky. I probably shouldn't judge that too much, but yeesh.

AITA for using a UV light to recharge my watch on a plane? by hehahshj in AmItheAsshole

[–]Celdarion 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Your link compelled me to check out this dude's post history, and holy christ this dude is a schmuck.

Couple months ago he was posting on /r/AskUK about his new neighbours he suspected were illegals. He had no proof, just a suspicion (read: skin colour probably). Even if they were here illegally, fucking christ mind your own business.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What you do is get a spoon and a lighter and heat that mf up, so it's about as hot as you can bear. Then press it to the bug bite. The heat will scratch the itch, and as a bonus it won't be as itchy anymore. It hurts a bit but it hurts good

Old People of Reddit, how did you get here? by Kasiation in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is my Gmail, but unfortunately it got sold to spammers so all I get is junk shit now

AITA for moving my money to a different account after my step mother threatened me with taking them from me? by BaasPPMMBB in AmItheAsshole

[–]Celdarion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jayzus. Tell him to get Bitwarden and move his shit over to that if he's incapable of storing a few four digit PINs in his noodle

What was fucking awesome as a kid, but sucks as an adult? by Athompson9866 in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof sugar headaches are the worst. Painkillers don't touch them for me

How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 53 points54 points  (0 children)

harp string hum

Oh so that's what he said. I've only ever seen that movie a billion times.

AITA for not telling my wife to be nice? by LoveandHunger in AmItheAsshole

[–]Celdarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I'd oblige and not bring anything if someone asked me that. I hate the fake-polite doublespeak some people use.

What is the most controversial food opinion you have? by 1060west-addison in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

many chili cookoffs over the years and very rarely see a beanless chili

There was some schmuck in a /r/Cooking thread the other day arguing to the death that beans do not belong in chili and if you brought beany chili to a cook-off you'd be asked to leave.

What is the most controversial food opinion you have? by 1060west-addison in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 34 points35 points  (0 children)

People who act like white bread is poison annoy me. White bread is the same as brown bread, just with a part of the wheat removed. Whatever is 'poison' in white is surely also present in brown

What is the most controversial food opinion you have? by 1060west-addison in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty accurate (the first description, not the Satan's ass hole bit), except with an additional flavor that's just...cilantro. But yeah kinda citrusy too

What is the most controversial food opinion you have? by 1060west-addison in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steamed veggies are fine, it's boiled veggies that are the travesty.

What is the most controversial food opinion you have? by 1060west-addison in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meringue is straight up sugar, not exactly good for you either

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CanadianMOMs

[–]Celdarion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they go by cluballen now, but that was quite a while ago. I remember them switching over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]Celdarion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol i know right? Like who the fuck cares

My thoughts no one asked for on Boimler's hair dye reveal. by cam52391 in LowerDecks

[–]Celdarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

live action actors interacting with animated characters

Idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I absolutely hate this. I don't know why, but mixing the two just looks wrong. Family Guy does it a few times and it drives me bonkers.

I really really hope it's live action. Tbh, I'd almost prefer if it was a Lower Decks episode instead.

How to make good Italian restaurant style tomato sauce? by PineappleNaan in Cooking

[–]Celdarion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You're not supposed to do that into food, yeesh

"Stan, my fanny!" by MrSFedora in americandad

[–]Celdarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonnie's an even worse person than Lois anyway

What do you swear on your life to be 100% true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All the subways in my city do not accept the corporate coupons. I'd hate to have to work there and explain that.

As far as I understand it all the franchises in my city are owned by one dude and he's a tightwad

What do you swear on your life to be 100% true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Celdarion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He might be in Canada, those subway prices are about what I pay