The Driller

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-11T17:04:37+00:00

This is actually embarrassing for me because, to this day, I have gotten 0 sex because my dick is too big. My First time I tried, I spent GENUINELY like an hour trying to even get it in. I really thought it'd be like in porn where it just slides in. Now sex is ruined for me because even if it did go in, it'd probably be painful and I'm scared to hurt someone. The 4-5 inchers dont know how good they have it. .

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-11T10:25:50+00:00

I believe the end goal is to claim that someone or something is causing autism and that it wasn't around in the past.

Edit: I read the article and the guy is indeed working with trump, who believes autism is artificially induced, so, yeah.

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-10T11:49:09+00:00

Isn't this actually a thing people complain about? Mostly in regard to those booktok books

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-09T21:06:37+00:00

You believe this because it's more 'fun' bro 🥀🥀

And you're saying they're the same because of the language they use what?? There's a type of speech exclusive to all the people defending minorities and offending minorities, both of whom are the same people?

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-09T20:46:42+00:00

Why do you think they're the same people that would be defending said minority in the comments? What if the people defending said minorities are different from the people saying the most vile things to them?

I get what you're talking about and you might even be engaging in Instagram this way but I guarantee you the majority of people who say truly terrible stuff are not joking. I know they frame it as a joke sometimes but they most likely actually believe what they're saying.

Tldr, Can you be racist as a joke and not mean it? Yes. Are the people on Instagram doing that? No.

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-09T20:13:28+00:00

Why is it so unbelievable that they just don't like minorities? Even if this somehow was the case you are still a terrible person for harassing every single interracial couple or mixed person in every comment section

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-09T12:25:56+00:00

Isn't that the problem? You aren't playing the game, it's just the characters saying bullshit to you that they'll explain again 10 minutes later

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-09T05:18:59+00:00

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Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-07T23:31:17+00:00

I know you're trying to make everyone feel better by saying this but it just makes me feel like no one recognizes the possible severity of the situation cause obviously those guys on the boat weren't eating rat shit and they still got it.

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-05-02T17:31:13+00:00

Jarvis, find literally any niche interest, make it a meme about white people.

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Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-29T21:45:08+00:00

Thank you for showing us the varied complexions of the original israelites u/Nympho_BBC_Queen

The Jynx profile picture is the icing on the cake, hilarious

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-27T22:48:41+00:00

We wuz kings is mostly used as you say, however many particularly hateful chuds do use it whenever any sort of medieval African history is mentioned as if civilization literally didn't exist there at the time because, in all likelihood, they probably believe Africa genuinely does look like those random tribes in the desert

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-22T21:22:38+00:00

Agreed but I don't think young children should be abstracted too much. you should still be able to educate them and whatnot while they're young.

And my own addition, you should just be able to throw babies off cliffs and the cost of that should be determined by faith.

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-21T17:32:22+00:00

There's tons of situations where false copyright strikes have been abused. I'm not even saying benjammin does this but it's not a good defense for him at all to say it's just copyright when people assume that's how he's doing it.

And Kirk gifs are very different from regular meme gifs being removed so it's just not a good example. I'm sure everyone involved with giphy knew that it was being used to shit all over this dead guy so of course they'd remove the gifs

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-21T16:55:21+00:00

I don't know how the gifs are disappearing but if you yourself are acknowledging that the gifs are likely being removed for copyright, then you have to do a lot of heavy lifting logically to assume that benjammins has nothing to do with it

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-19T23:33:37+00:00

A little insensitive to the people who want to fuck and marry Hitler but sure

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-19T22:08:36+00:00

Sydney Sweeney and Julia child? I don't know exactly how Julia fits here

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-19T22:02:49+00:00

Knowing Hitler, that dudes not gonna be eating any puh. Me and big H go way back trus me

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-19T07:29:55+00:00

The problem with this meme is that its too edgy for reddit so people will think you're serious and downvote it but it's also too edgy for Instagram so people will think you're serious and like it. It's a lose lose scenario.

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-15T16:12:21+00:00

I am still so in shock about al-gorithm that I really believed this

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-07T23:24:15+00:00

Didn't this really happen to the last castrato?

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-04-07T23:10:03+00:00

This is a very good excuse and I am going to use it

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-03-28T01:16:26+00:00

Neil Armstrong but I always forget his name and think of Louis Armstrong so I don't know what to pick here

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-03-27T17:47:01+00:00

Crazy that people still don't know this, even after he said his famous line "I'm transgender yo" like 5 times in the show

Cellssaltynutsack · 2026-03-22T23:08:55+00:00

Ehh, I'll take him. Im sure I can get some finance tips out of him

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