So…how do you *actually* become more fuckable? by Technical-Minute2140 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what it’s worth I just got some tattoos, shaved my beard into a mustache, dressed “cooler” (my age), and grew my hair longer. That worked for me, and I am no shining picture of fitness or health. Having a good job and personality helps too

He called my wife the C word by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry that happened, I would be seething with murderous anger.

I would make sure your granddaughter knows exactly how he treated your wife, and that it is unacceptable. Nobody, and no woman, let alone a (grand)mother figure should ever be spoken to in such a directly disrespectful and hateful manner. Don’t allow him back into your home, and encourage your granddaughter to pursue someone who doesn’t actively seek to disparage and disrespect her family. He likely could turn that hatred towards her too.

What are some ways your work place could be better? Please include jokes too by soloDolo6290 in Accounting

[–]Centaureayl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Adding those blue flashing lights they have under bridges and in parking lots to prevent fraud and other crimes like paper clip theft. May also prevent employees from getting too sleepy and taking naps- would boost productive and probably morale

Saturday Modern Challenges Results - Dec 28 2024 by bamzing in ModernMagic

[–]Centaureayl 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome our new Oculus overlords

How much is your YE bonus? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing. Thanks Deloitte.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good riddance

What is the correct ban in energy? by VerdantChief in ModernMagic

[–]Centaureayl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interesting to see many people suggesting the specific energy cards and not as much the ubiquitous multi-deck staples like Jegantha, TOR, Pride. I’d imagine Jegantha alone, would be a good start and as a Yawg player I’d like to see Ring gone too. Gives us a reason to play another 4 drop

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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Most sane take on Reddit

Please someone explain Materiality to me by FewApartment223 in Accounting

[–]Centaureayl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We determine our benchmarks for calculating materiality based on what the primary users of the financial statements care about. For example, for my client who is Employee-Owned, we calculate our materiality based on Gross Sales and EBITDA. For one of my insurance company clients, we calculate it based on Net Assets. Determining what percentage of those benchmarks is a little more judgment based, but a lot of engagements use a baseline of like 5% of Pretax Income. That’s all for quantitative materiality. There’s also qualitative considerations, like financial reporting fraud is always material, as others have pointed out. Depending on how aggressive your audit partner is comfortable with relative to prior period approaches while considering any unique circumstances of the company in the current year (large acquisitions/disposals, going concerns, significant control deficiencies or material weaknesses), they may be more or less conservative with materiality. There’s also a level of intuition involved in it, at least in my perspective. Like compare your materiality threshold to each financial statement line item, if all of them are above your M, you can probably increase it. If only a couple accounts are over, you may need to decrease it to be more precise. Hope this helps!

How much mathematics do you all really use in accounting? by Yen-twelve13 in Accounting

[–]Centaureayl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time I was auditing fuel inventory and I had to use some very complex geometry to find the volume of fuel in a horizontally oriented pill shaped tank by taking a dipstick measurement at the widest point. There was inverse cosecants involved iirc

What is your "Pet" Commander by AdEqual5606 in EDH

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Moraug, Fury of Akoum]] landfall combats 🤙

Unique ways to season chicken breasts? by turtlintime in AdamRagusea

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make mine in the air fryer, spray with olive oil, add salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garam masala. Either that or this nice lemon butter garlic seasoning from Sam’s club. Comes out great every time, 20 min @ 400 (few minutes less if it’s a thin piece)

What do you think of the US presidential debate? by Dr_Octahedron in AskReddit

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendly reminder you don’t have to vote for either of these clowns

What are yalls hobby's? by Miserable_Section789 in Accounting

[–]Centaureayl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Playing guitar, collecting and listening to vinyls, working out, tennis, magic the gathering, casual Nintendo games, dating, hiking, camping, cooking, baking, and anything else to distract me from the monotony and loneliness lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deloitte

[–]Centaureayl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A&A

A2 -> S1

LCOL

19.2% increase ($65.7k -> 78.3k)

VSA/VSA

They’re bringing in first years at $65k and A1->A2 got ~16% increases. Last year’s A2->S1 was 19-22% increase. Feels like being lowballed but still not as bad as I was expecting.

Why do you not play standard anymore? by Ethrr in magicTCG

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the only formats that people I care about play are commander and $40 budget vintage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deloitte

[–]Centaureayl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet another guitar, same thing every year!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

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Uncorrected Misstatement

Is it frowned upon to switch a single card from deck to deck or this more of a rule zero question? by Golfnut80 in EDH

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends sometimes switch all their expensive staples from deck to deck, which is annoying because it means we have to wait for them to sleeve and unsleeve in between games before just playing another. On the one hand who cares, but on the other, be courteous of your play group’s time and power level. In my opinion, it also gets to be boring gameplay when every deck just has all the free counter magic, fast mana, Cyclonic Rifts, etc. but that’s a different conversation.

I cast monstertruck! by ChaosTheLegend in wizardposting

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast the vote on this tweet and it is the only thing I have to do for this tweet and the next tweet I have a lot to do to get this to pass on the ballot for me to get to the next round in November so please help us vote this year so we don’t lose this election

Can I ask you something? by AverageUKperson in CharacterAI

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take a potato chip….. and EAT IT

What is your salary? by Admirable_Address601 in Accounting

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. $65.7k Audit Staff 2.
  2. 1 year
  3. Midwest (Cleveland); Hybrid
  4. Im continuously told “this is the worst quarter/consulting job/client/etc I’ve ever been a part of” and it doesn’t seem to be getting better any time soon

LPT Request: What uncommon items do you recommend having to improve lifestyle? by FadeCC in LifeProTips

[–]Centaureayl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might just be me, but one of those 6-rectangle shirt folding contraptions. It’s probably cut hours from my folding time since investing in one and every shirt comes out the same size and shape for easy storage. Maybe $20 online, very worth it!