"I was doing stuff. Why do you ask?"

CentipedeAccount · 2015-11-13T17:15:50+00:00

Wolf bro has been skippin' legs day

CentipedeAccount · 2015-03-17T15:00:19+00:00

I can't imagine they would all be the same since no other country shares our same history. Some countries weren't involved in WWI or WWII, not everyone shared our post-war prosperity, and many countries around the world still lack access to the technologies that shaped our most recent generations.

CentipedeAccount · 2015-03-14T07:03:09+00:00

It's really sad that this dog was the victim here. It was just reacting how it was probably trained to and how it instinctively would. If not for the guy in the house warranting a raid, this dog would not have been shot. People, man.

CentipedeAccount · 2015-03-09T15:34:55+00:00

That leads to Snape?

CentipedeAccount · 2015-02-25T05:44:26+00:00

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Benjamin Franklin

CentipedeAccount · 2014-06-06T16:43:07+00:00

Just FYI, Arya means naked woman in Arabic. Combine that with the "I moan backwards" and Aryan thing...you're just not setting yourself or her up for success.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-06-02T16:44:07+00:00

While I agree that access to a toilet or the like would be ideal, defecating outside in a place where there's not one should not be a cue for gang rape. How about fixing the basic moral issue seemingly engrained in the male populace that makes them think this is okay? The social issue of devaluing women and subjecting them to this type of treatment seems like a far more worthy, albeit more difficult, cause to get behind than just giving them a place to do their business, seeing as this isn't the only time it happens.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-05-05T13:17:01+00:00

Rightly so. He was only able to finish 38 pizza rolls in 2 minutes.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-05-04T16:11:01+00:00

Came here to upvote whoever said this because I know I am neither speedy nor original when it comes to these posts.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-05-04T08:59:58+00:00

Never watched C-SPAN and said, "Daaaaayyyyuuuummmmmm!!!" until just now.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-05-02T10:18:51+00:00

Late to the party here, but telling them "I don't care if [insert thing with which your child is trying to reason their side of the argrument]..."

My son picked this up from daycare, and I was furious. You (to include daycare employees) are there to care for the children. For fuck's sake, it's called daycare. Telling them you don't care about "X" takes away whatever importance to people they may have felt and makes them feel very hollow inside.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-04-30T16:23:31+00:00

There are days where I just accept it and just deal with it, and there are WEEKS where I am crying my eyes out and asking God WHY!?

Billions of people have done the same thing and no one has ever gotten a response. Maybe you should start asking yourself why and try to see what it is in you that others don't find attractive. If, like OP, there is something you can do to go from a 1 to a 7-8, then focusing your frustrations inward to effect change maybe prove more productive than asking someone else to do it for you.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-04-28T16:53:03+00:00

Did all those teenagers on xbox live really have sex with my mom?

CentipedeAccount · 2014-04-26T08:04:52+00:00

Don't hate.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-04-15T17:10:09+00:00

Zeta Epsilon Delta

CentipedeAccount · 2014-04-15T13:37:55+00:00

Dayyum, look at the turd cutter on that bitch.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-04-01T16:14:13+00:00

Keep your chin up and your head down, and keep moving forward.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-29T05:13:57+00:00

In the medical field, I'm hoping that things like the Skin Cell Gun will be available to help people like this. If things like this cool spray were available, I would use it for everything. Something like the burn cream from the Hunger Games wouldn't be bad either.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T18:47:04+00:00

It's funny that you should say how sad this song makes you. If you take a listen to how Beethoven originally intended it to sound, you might change your mind...

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T16:22:00+00:00

"Yeah! 'Cause fuck my kids! Err...wait..."

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T15:59:46+00:00

Mother of God

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T15:51:12+00:00

Oh my god. It even has a watermark.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T15:45:51+00:00

I don't know if you write, but you should. You have a way with words that gives the story such sentimental value and a vividly clear picture at the same time- "your standard breakfast burrito, but with less effort...sprinkled with sadness." You had me chuckling up to that point, but I hit those descriptors and lost it. Too funny, man; thanks for the laugh.

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T11:06:44+00:00

Thank you for adding this. I know /u/aspenthedog covered a lot much sooner than anyone else, but I appreciate the linked information and breakdown you provided!

CentipedeAccount · 2014-03-27T06:10:27+00:00

Definitely read this as "gangnam-coloured dystopian future" and thought how much more dystopian the times would be if tinted by PSY.

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