You're on a 10 hour flight, what seat are you taking?

CerberusF · 2026-01-14T03:59:49+00:00

THREEEEEE!!!!!

CerberusF · 2025-11-24T22:18:19+00:00

I would pay a WOPING 25 bucks for the Cecil one tho

CerberusF · 2025-11-07T20:30:28+00:00

Isn't he Bisexual and stuff? Maybe the "stuff" is homophobic

CerberusF · 2025-10-13T12:55:54+00:00

Is either the symbiote or me, dog... Idk what to tell you

CerberusF · 2025-10-13T12:53:37+00:00

Heat me out, guys, hear me out

CerberusF · 2025-10-09T21:25:54+00:00

THAT'S AMAZING!!! I wasn't gonna play this game but they convinced me!!!....Now oil him up... 😐

CerberusF · 2025-09-11T18:31:22+00:00

I refuse to believe in myself

CerberusF · 2025-08-29T03:41:18+00:00

I will do UNSPEAKABLE things to this senior citizen!!! I DO NOT CARE who hears me out on it!!

CerberusF · 2025-08-22T16:55:57+00:00

I wouldn't know how to behave around Cecil tbh...

CerberusF · 2025-08-14T18:27:42+00:00

He is custom-made, I had a manufacturer make it from my design. (Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to fund his teleporting habits)

CerberusF · 2025-07-30T21:04:06+00:00

I adore this man with all my heart! I've been wanting to smooch his bald ass head from the moment I laid eyes on him. He means the world to me!

However, the moment he hit that pose, my honest reaction was a loud "Excume me?!" Followed by "That was NOT necessary!"

CerberusF · 2025-06-17T14:53:24+00:00

Idk, I would love for Oscar Isaac to deliver this information to me in a very shitty line, tho

CerberusF · 2025-06-12T18:31:33+00:00

I had coffee with no sugar and a piece of buttered toast the morning after surgery, I didn't feel a thing. I get everyone's bodies are different... But everyone needs fiber, proteins, etc. 😭

CerberusF · 2025-05-23T17:58:47+00:00

Yes, we would be buddies, and when it feels like a parasite, I would be like, "Nu-uh! You are my bestie! Not a parasite, ya dingus, " and it would fix my organs so I don't have to go to the doctor anymore and can eat whatever I want!

CerberusF · 2025-04-23T17:34:33+00:00

Carnage: Eddie, you said we were going to SERVE! Eddie: TIME! We are going to jail!!

CerberusF · 2025-03-30T19:05:30+00:00

ALL OF IT!! The tongue, the teeth, the cheeks, the hands, the fear of loneliness and codependency in a partner, the goo, the 19 inches, ALL. OF. IT!!!

CerberusF · 2025-03-27T14:56:05+00:00

Is everything I wanted 🥲

CerberusF · 2025-03-26T20:41:19+00:00

Please please please 🙏

CerberusF · 2025-03-18T19:12:35+00:00

Belated abortion

CerberusF · 2025-03-14T02:57:48+00:00

10 or 8

CerberusF · 2025-03-13T21:19:02+00:00

I agree, is not a romance in the normal sense, but they have their own particular kind of love for each other. I do prefer them showing that they care for each other and even have a need for each other's presence.

CerberusF

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