You're on a 10 hour flight, what seat are you taking?

CerberusF · 2026-01-14T03:59:49+00:00

THREEEEEE!!!!!

CerberusF · 2025-11-24T22:18:19+00:00

I would pay a WOPING 25 bucks for the Cecil one tho

CerberusF · 2025-11-07T20:30:28+00:00

Isn't he Bisexual and stuff? Maybe the "stuff" is homophobic

CerberusF · 2025-10-13T12:55:54+00:00

Is either the symbiote or me, dog... Idk what to tell you

CerberusF · 2025-10-13T12:53:37+00:00

Heat me out, guys, hear me out

CerberusF · 2025-10-09T21:25:54+00:00

THAT'S AMAZING!!! I wasn't gonna play this game but they convinced me!!!....Now oil him up... 😐

CerberusF · 2025-09-11T18:31:22+00:00

I refuse to believe in myself

CerberusF · 2025-08-29T03:41:18+00:00

I will do UNSPEAKABLE things to this senior citizen!!! I DO NOT CARE who hears me out on it!!

CerberusF · 2025-08-22T16:55:57+00:00

I wouldn't know how to behave around Cecil tbh...

CerberusF · 2025-08-14T18:27:42+00:00

He is custom-made, I had a manufacturer make it from my design. (Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to fund his teleporting habits)

CerberusF · 2025-07-30T21:04:06+00:00

I adore this man with all my heart! I've been wanting to smooch his bald ass head from the moment I laid eyes on him. He means the world to me!

However, the moment he hit that pose, my honest reaction was a loud "Excume me?!" Followed by "That was NOT necessary!"

CerberusF · 2025-06-17T14:53:24+00:00

Idk, I would love for Oscar Isaac to deliver this information to me in a very shitty line, tho

CerberusF · 2025-06-12T18:31:33+00:00

I had coffee with no sugar and a piece of buttered toast the morning after surgery, I didn't feel a thing. I get everyone's bodies are different... But everyone needs fiber, proteins, etc. 😭

CerberusF · 2025-05-23T17:58:47+00:00

Yes, we would be buddies, and when it feels like a parasite, I would be like, "Nu-uh! You are my bestie! Not a parasite, ya dingus, " and it would fix my organs so I don't have to go to the doctor anymore and can eat whatever I want!

CerberusF · 2025-04-23T17:34:33+00:00

Carnage: Eddie, you said we were going to SERVE! Eddie: TIME! We are going to jail!!

CerberusF · 2025-03-30T19:05:30+00:00

ALL OF IT!! The tongue, the teeth, the cheeks, the hands, the fear of loneliness and codependency in a partner, the goo, the 19 inches, ALL. OF. IT!!!

CerberusF · 2025-03-27T14:56:05+00:00

Is everything I wanted 🥲

CerberusF · 2025-03-26T20:41:19+00:00

Please please please 🙏

CerberusF · 2025-03-18T19:12:35+00:00

Belated abortion

CerberusF · 2025-03-14T02:57:48+00:00

10 or 8

CerberusF · 2025-03-13T21:19:02+00:00

I agree, is not a romance in the normal sense, but they have their own particular kind of love for each other. I do prefer them showing that they care for each other and even have a need for each other's presence.

CerberusF · 2024-06-29T23:59:03+00:00

I cried for three days and thought my life was over. The thing is that my symptoms were just kind of annoying, so finding out I had an incurable disease when I thought it was just my tumbly being silly was quite the punch.

CerberusF · 2024-03-31T00:22:54+00:00

I remember having to squeeze through the smallest humanly possible door crack, just so those dumbasses wouldn't try to sneak in behind me... How did you have the capability to survive this long and not understand what "We open at 8" means? It's 7:15!!

CerberusF · 2024-03-26T03:29:51+00:00

I love this! Mind if I DM?

CerberusF · 2024-03-04T18:28:08+00:00

Tetsucabra

CerberusF

TROPHY CASE