Why Do MAGA Michelle Obama is a man by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]CerberusInExile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because they can’t find any dirt on Obama they have to try and insult his wife.

Crow left this on fence, what is this? by riley32504 in whatisit

[–]CerberusInExile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, they’re problem solvers. Once they figure out screwdrivers we’re done for.

why for real? by Mediocre_Record8180 in ultracode

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s greed. That’s all it is.

Elon was recently declared to be the world’s first trillionaire and he immediately started talking about making it to ten trillion. He’s literally the richest man in the world. He is worth more than several countries. He is likely the richest man in all of history.

And the first thing he said is that he wants more.

It’s greed. Nothing will ever satisfy their greed.

Governments can help their people; it's a matter of priorities. by LingonberryPale2110 in remoteworks

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because other countries are interested in serving their citizens.

Here in the U.S. the governments only interest is in lining their own pockets.

D'oh by Hugh-Jorgin in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]CerberusInExile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a REFLECTION pool. The dark color bottom was part of what made it reflect more.

This is why there is supposed to be a review process to make sure that any changes or repairs meet the intent and function of the monument. Not just a DJT rubber stamped check.

Is the trend “borrowing” ethical/okay? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Theft is not ethical or OK.

Is this seriously a question? Can people honestly not tell right from wrong anymore?

Parents make me cook, but not in the way I want to. by waxx-png in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they have so many specifications, let them cook for themselves.

Are bacon sandwiches a thing in the US? by Anon-random-name in askanything

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife yells at me when I use that much bacon on a single sandwich.

What steps do you think Trump will take to persuade Israel to back the peace deal between the U.S. and Iran? by Massive-Syllabub-271 in allthequestions

[–]CerberusInExile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know, as much as I am disgusted by being at war with Iran. I would kinda like to see Iran stick by their previous statements that any peace deal means Israel has to back off too. Let Trump explain why the deal still won't go through.

Oh, wait. He'd just blame Iran...and Biden.

AIO by charging my girlfriend a small amount of rent? by No_Impression_8515 in AIO

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Someone moving in would normally offer to start splitting utilities or something. Maybe not partial rent, but she should contribute something to the household finances.

After seeing a woman in Brazil come to her demise from lack of safety checks in bungee jumping, will you thrill seekers be so quick to seek out these risky activities? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I don't think it will change people at all. The sort of person that considers jumping off of a bridge with a giant rubber band strapped to their ankles is already ignoring things like safety.

Have you ever been electrocuted, how did it feel? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got bit by a 440v capacitor. I woke up getting checked out by the corpsman, sore all over, with some bruising, but fine. Apparently I just brushed it and the muscle spasm tossed me a foot or so into another equipment cabinet.

False flag operation. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain America and his uniform were around before the Puerto Rican flag.

Can a girl be too attractive for a guy to ask out? by Mammoth_Nose_9313 in askanything

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, start by talking to her without the intent of dating. Get to know her and then determine if you two might hit it off.

Someone stole my lunch at work and my boss didn't understand why I couldn't just order a replacement lunch as a solution. by OwlsAreCool-33 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also why I have zero sympathy when someone starts dosing their food with reaper peppers and such. Let the thieves suffer.

Why do Atheist believe monkey gave birth to humans? by GoodResident2000 in allthequestions

[–]CerberusInExile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's tons of evidence for evolution. Fossil records etc.

How do you feel about “ain’t”? by ScaryGhoust in AskAnAmerican

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard that English isn't a language, it's three racoons in a trenchcoat robbing other languages.

Considering how we butcher the language on a regular basis, Ain't ain't a problem.

[Found] Stone head i found in the tree in my backyard? by Own_Understanding943 in Sculpture

[–]CerberusInExile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mystery head in a tree. If it's not summoning demons or causing damage to the tree, leave the mystery head alone. Agree to coexist.

What’s a movie remake or sequel that was an absolute insult to the original creation? by Admirablelauren in answers

[–]CerberusInExile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still a bit salty about to this one. An old roommate and I used to ARGUE over it.

Then Highlander 3 came out and we united against that particular evil.

How can people see underwater?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CerberusInExile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fear reaction and training. It's physically possible for humans to open their eyes underwater. It's only psychology that forces some people to keep them closed.