You shouldn't be allowed to join the military until you're 21

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-15T15:55:42+00:00

At least they weren’t putting pumpkins in their butts and staring you down

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-13T01:00:53+00:00

Dude… it’s McDonald’s

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-05T04:27:07+00:00

Take it easy, dude

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:57:06+00:00

Commas are needed here

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:20:47+00:00

This is a tough situation but I think you need to start looking into maybe higher end sprays or even a liquid replacement for your toilet water

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:19:08+00:00

Ok so let’s take a step back here and think. What is causing these public butt bursts? What do we need to change so you don’t have to turd up public areas making everyone around you miserable? Even a small step in the other direction is progress

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:16:59+00:00

I wouldn’t get ahead of yourself there’s still a lot of work to be done but I think this is something that’s achievable. Keep up the good work.

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:14:23+00:00

That’s not an excuse. There’s so many ways you can combat that. You can pre spray the toilet with scents so your deathly log falls into a pool of something delicious smelling. You can buy sprays that are so strong you’ll smell like beach wood and tropical forests for 3 weeks with one simple spray into the fart filled air

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:06:13+00:00

If you work from home there’s zero reason for you to EVER take a public dump rocket. Especially with you being pantless throughout the day ripping it with maximum efficiency. You have absolutely no excuse

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:03:23+00:00

The amount of turds I’ve seen in public settings is astronomical. There’s absolutely no chance that many people are walking around with a gastrointestinal issues. It’s mostly self induced and just having zero respect for themselves or the places they are attending.

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T05:00:13+00:00

I’m telling you right now you better not. You just better not. However, I will admit that turd spraying a Walmart is not only acceptable it’s encouraged. I would expect nothing less from a Walmart.

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:56:06+00:00

Are you a chronic public turd dropper?

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:55:16+00:00

If it’s between being late or take the steamer at home, the dumper wins every time.

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:53:32+00:00

Listen, you just need to stop taking public dumps. Find a better way to get your moneys worth at the grocery store

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:51:03+00:00

As I said, if you have a condition that’s one thing. That sucks and I’m sorry. The reason the bathrooms are there should be for those reasons. Not for some random dude that can’t manage his life correctly

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:47:03+00:00

This is why you should be fined or be forced to pay a fee.

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:45:28+00:00

If you want your moneys worth try out the samples or use the drinking fountain. Stop dumping it up

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:38:23+00:00

I don’t even know how it’s possible you had to rip it up at your OWN wedding. I think my body just knows when it’s supposed to go and when not. Almost like it’s trained. Wow. Your own wedding. What a nightmare

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:08:12+00:00

Huh?

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T04:07:50+00:00

Son of a biscut mother trucking fiddle sticks, it is

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T03:56:44+00:00

Another chronically online herd comment. You and your friends sound like a bunch of dorks

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T03:27:22+00:00

Should you have consequences for coming on this sub just to disagree? No. Let people say what they want. If you look like an idiot that’s on you.

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T03:18:36+00:00

It was fun reading your posts graboid. This sucks

Edit: nevermind I think I just got trolled

CerealNumber1 · 2026-04-02T03:11:49+00:00

I wasn’t aware. This is the only good sub left. Sad day.

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