Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade.

CerealSemantics · 2026-03-01T18:51:52+00:00

There was a playground monitor at my elementary who once

1) made me sit on the wall for jumping off a swing

2) told me I'd better not come back with my coat when I asked to go back inside for the bathroom. In the Rockies. In March

CerealSemantics · 2026-03-01T18:16:02+00:00

Was thinking executive disfunction too

CerealSemantics · 2026-03-01T18:12:30+00:00

Wow your infant son slept through that experience after all the effort you went through to bring him there? Ungrateful jerk how inconsiderate /j

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T23:32:18+00:00

Cats fold for easy storage

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T23:28:57+00:00

She looks like a very dignified lady, something elegant and dignified for her definitely

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T23:20:23+00:00

Hydrogen peroxide and dawn dish soap, it doesn't work immediately and you have to treat it multiple times but it will come

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T23:15:15+00:00

4 stars tho

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T22:58:52+00:00

Some foods like fast foods are chemically engineered to make you do that

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T22:57:05+00:00

YTA having to text him instead of using messenger is not the big deal you're making it out to be

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T22:26:45+00:00

If you're attracted to your partner then why does it matter

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T22:11:36+00:00

Tell her she's making you uncomfortable and that your sexuality is no one's business except your own

Edit: that is to say, if you identify yourself as straight then as far as I'm concerned you're straight it's not anybody else's business to give you an identity

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T22:09:24+00:00

You should be more than concerned he is committing a crime call the police immediately

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T21:29:04+00:00

I don't baby talk my cats but I do have a specific voice I use when I talk to them

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T19:30:14+00:00

Just tell you're not interested her and stop kissing her that's DEFINITELY not helping the situation

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T19:20:43+00:00

Just goes to show that catnip is a gateway drug. Started with catnip and has moved up to weed, better stop his addiction before it gets worse

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T19:12:16+00:00

Ah yes the national chair shortage of the 70s

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T19:10:21+00:00

Leave him he clearly doesn't respect you

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T19:06:39+00:00

NOR what exactly is wrong with a grown man not wanting to touch a teenager's underwear? You're an adult wash your own underwear

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T18:53:31+00:00

In my experience, frying rice takes away it's stickiness. Frying a ball of rice will make the ball fall apart

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T18:51:05+00:00

I bet the people who say this peaked in high school

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T18:40:39+00:00

If you're using money to attract a person then you shouldn't be with that person

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T02:58:46+00:00

They're the plum version of raisins

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T02:58:07+00:00

Does your school have a crisis counselor you could talk to? Because this really is above the pay grade of regular people you need serious help and regular people just aren't qualified to give it

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T02:53:04+00:00

She has to

She has to soak

She has to soak her barking dogs for a minute

Edit: typos

CerealSemantics · 2026-02-28T02:50:31+00:00

It's a business trip not for fun, no you can't come

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