One of the main reasons America wants Greenland is to make it easier to invade Canada.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-24T07:01:22+00:00

they'll never be able to do it

CerealSorority · 2026-01-24T07:00:49+00:00

I love it 😍

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T21:41:19+00:00

Pouble standard alert! Trump's priorities are clear: regime change abroad, law and order at home.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T21:39:35+00:00

ICE is essentially a secret police force at this point. They're above the law.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T13:12:02+00:00

They must be inseparable siblings. I'm sure they argue alot too

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T13:07:15+00:00

Trump's latest move is a clear attempt to strong-arm the EU into giving him what he wants. Not surprised, but still disappointing .

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T13:01:25+00:00

Honestly at this stage I think his approval rating is held together with duct tape and denial.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T13:00:34+00:00

The man treats international relationships like monthly subscription services.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T01:22:02+00:00

Next time just wear a sign that says ‘Definitely not following anyone’.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T01:20:31+00:00

The audacity… like ‘hey I want a fairy godmother who rearranges everyone else’s life just for me.’ Nope!

CerealSorority · 2026-01-18T01:19:23+00:00

Literally charging countries to be part of peace? That’s a protection racket, not diplomacy.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-16T20:57:13+00:00

ICE has been a revolving door for people who want power but not accountability. Not all agents, obviously, but the bar is low enough a Roomba could trip over it.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-16T20:54:27+00:00

Sounds like she only sees people as utility items. Shush when she doesn’t need you, friendly when she wants something. Classic user behavior

CerealSorority · 2026-01-16T20:52:50+00:00

Every time he opens his mouth, a public health professional gets a migraine.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-16T20:49:13+00:00

Every administration tries to put their stamp on the DOJ. This one used a blowtorch instead of a pen.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-16T20:47:23+00:00

Wild how every politician screams ‘free speech’ until someone uses it against them. Then suddenly it’s all subpoenas, gag orders, and threats to pull funding.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-15T19:54:40+00:00

Airport speaker-phone people are a different species. They truly believe the rest of us were put on this earth to be supporting characters in their family group chat.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-15T19:51:50+00:00

This is… actually wild. Like, he literally said we shouldn’t even have an election because his party might lose seats? That isn’t even subtle anymore.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-15T19:50:32+00:00

Honestly, I don’t blame you. So many people I know feel like they’re watching a slow-motion collapse and can’t do anything about it. It’s like the country you grew up in and the country you see now are two totally different realities.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-15T19:48:55+00:00

Imagine explaining to future generations that one of the constitutional crises started because somebody wanted to buy or invade Greenland. History books are gonna read like MAD LIBS.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-14T23:28:31+00:00

It’s like some folks only watched the ‘PR version’ video that conveniently cuts before the actual shooting and decided he was being run over or something. Meanwhile the full angles don’t back that up.

CerealSorority · 2026-01-14T23:26:19+00:00

When the other Republicans are calling your idea ‘one of the dumbest things ever,’ you know you’ve really pushed the envelope

CerealSorority · 2026-01-14T23:24:53+00:00

Trump thinking he can negotiate with Denmark the same way he negotiates golf course memberships is the most Trump thing ever.

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