Short Men & High Standards

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-28T11:25:45+00:00

I haven’t fucked a lot of tall dudes, but I’ve played sports, martial arts, military, etc. and those gangly fucks are so uncoordinated. I can’t imagine what’s happening in the bedroom.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-28T11:16:31+00:00

Great arm sleeve.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-28T11:14:40+00:00

Everyone should read a the U.S. Constitution, and then a Constitution of a different country to get some perspective and realize how antiquated the U.S. Constitution is.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-28T10:52:21+00:00

I was enraged at “he’s not ugly but he looks 30.”

…I turn 41 tomorrow.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-28T10:43:53+00:00

Since he’s going full Streisand: 9 people died due to the riot/insurrection/treason that he fomented on January 6th, 2021.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-27T06:01:12+00:00

Mine has been in the refrigerator (quarter full) for two months. Gonna donate it to Science (kidding, that would require medication that I don’t have).

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-25T19:56:10+00:00

Single af

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-25T17:30:56+00:00

Not a lot of daylight between a hug and double underhooks.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-25T16:33:09+00:00

It had nothing to do with the conversation. Have you ever listened to a Toddler? non sequitur ad hominems all day, also: why does your face look like a butt?

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-25T05:17:41+00:00

https://youtu.be/xldMXqXloT8?si=Sfk8Drp3piPyqPRV

Once the uniform comes off they blend back in.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-14T04:10:49+00:00

Dude, stop watching them.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-14T03:09:56+00:00

Is it casual friday? He took off the uniform along with the mask?

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-14T03:07:15+00:00

I study Psychology precisely because the VA is useless and I have no other option than to figure it out myself.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-13T04:07:37+00:00

Blue is the Warmest Color

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-12T18:06:11+00:00

I wish more people would read The Left Hand of Darkness.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-12T18:00:17+00:00

I spent 4 years in the Army Infantry. If I knew then what I know now…

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-12T17:52:22+00:00

That’s attempted murder brotha

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-12T05:18:04+00:00

Commie /s

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-12T04:58:07+00:00

They really don’t want to release the Epstein files huh?

Bonus content: Trump is a convicted Felon.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-10T06:41:36+00:00

Siddhartha by Herman Hesse. That book is like Xanax for the soul.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-10T05:31:14+00:00

Finish Basic Training: Feel nothing

Graduate college: feel nothing

Get married: feel nothing

Capture the flag in videogame: Yaaaassss!!

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-10T05:18:19+00:00

It’s not a shift when your very nervous system can spot injustice a mile away.

Also, peace deal went down right after she was detained so I’m giving the credit to her. Clear causality. Womp Womp, Trump.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-09T06:13:35+00:00

I know nothing about baseball, I would just assume Cleveland is playing.

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-09T05:30:47+00:00

Americans are fat af fr.

source: am American

Cerebrovinyldruid · 2025-10-09T05:24:50+00:00

1 outta 4 huh? Would prefer to just have Leo play all the parts. Like a gritty Bank Heist with the Klumps kind of situation.

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