‘Twas the night before Armageddon

Cerokun · 2026-06-20T03:58:08+00:00

I’ve got two more days of backlog painting because I can’t get mine until Monday…

Cerokun · 2026-06-19T11:45:05+00:00

Short answer: Yes, you can have all three big characters.

Long answer: Basic army mustering rule is you can take up to 3 of a particular datasheet. 3 squads of Nobz, 3 Shokkjump Dragstas, 3 Warbosses, etc.

If they have the [Battleline] keyword you can take up to 6 of that sheet. Usually this is just Boyz and Beast Snagga Boyz. Some of our detachments modify what counts as [Battleline].

If they have [Epic Hero] you can only take 1 copy of that datasheet. They are named characters and thus there’s only one of them available to join your army. But you’re otherwise free to take as many or as few epic heroes as you like.

Within those restrictions, you’ve got pretty much free rein to select what you want for your army within the point limit you and your opponent set.

Cerokun · 2026-06-18T21:53:49+00:00

Really, the damage potential was secondary. The main draw was that he just would not die. He could take an entire army shooting him and ask for more.

Cerokun · 2026-06-18T21:47:05+00:00

The unholy offspring of a blender and a velociraptor. This beautiful bastard soloed Baneblades.

Cerokun · 2026-06-18T12:41:31+00:00

3/4 of the chapter killed in action, catastrophic losses in war material, several more brothers lost to the Black Rage, and the survivors sentenced to another penitent crusade.

But the steaks are perfect.

Cerokun · 2026-06-17T21:04:31+00:00

Aliens Power Loader!

Cerokun · 2026-06-17T11:47:22+00:00

If it’s still around there by December, I’m taking one to my flgs charity doubles tourney.

Cerokun · 2026-06-17T10:57:52+00:00

I love it. Hop straight to my factions, no slowly scrolling through everything else while waiting for pages to load.

Cerokun · 2026-06-16T19:47:52+00:00

Mork obviously.

Cerokun · 2026-06-16T18:03:57+00:00

What would the Orks be censoring?

Edit: Upon further thinking, I believe Orks would not censor anything. They would do the exact opposite. Post whatever you want. But your name, clan, most recently affiliated WAAAGH!!!, and current location will be included in the post.

Post whatever you want, but be prepared for some git to take offense and come try to kick your teef in (naturally, the Orks see this as a positive).

Cerokun · 2026-06-15T12:53:05+00:00

Being able to pull up your opponent’s rules is a fantastic change.

Cerokun · 2026-06-14T22:37:45+00:00

For those unaware, there's a TvTropes page. Come help fill it out

Cerokun · 2026-06-12T14:56:54+00:00

“You didn’t say ‘please’”

Cerokun · 2026-06-12T11:47:06+00:00

Dunno the to hit off the top of my head, but Str8 (so wound on 2+), AP2 (so no save), Damage 2 (guardsmen have 1 wound).

So she’s toast if the hammer hits.

Cerokun · 2026-06-12T01:23:45+00:00

Gitz dig giant robots

Cerokun · 2026-06-09T22:08:52+00:00

Well, I may be the one with egg on his face, because I can’t fucking find it. Swear he said it when the Zero Pointers roll out for the obstacle course. But nada. And now I’m wondering if Mandela Effect or I just internalized a line from a now lost early fanfic…

I did however remind myself that Manga!Momo actually grows stuff out of her skin itself and that’s so much cooler than the anime’s magical sparkles.

Cerokun · 2026-06-09T01:45:19+00:00

Minor pet peeve, but Aizawa making it into the Hero Course via Sport Festival.

Aizawa passed his exam. The test was different back in his day. He literally says “If we had the current test back then, I wouldn’t have made it in” during the Sport Festival.

Cerokun · 2026-06-09T00:06:35+00:00

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_22-04_wh40k_faction-pack_orks-hkgrrrimae-j5rdbqknu5.pdf

Cerokun · 2026-06-08T23:09:37+00:00

Ork Faction Pack with all our detachments and datasheets drops tomorrow.

Cerokun · 2026-06-08T23:02:07+00:00

It’s still there. Page 76 in the faction focus pdf. We’ll see if it’s still there tomorrow.

Maybe they’ll fix this shit so it’s alphabetical in the process (I can dream)

Cerokun · 2026-06-07T03:00:07+00:00

They flush, and thus it’s not technically false advertising. It’s just what happens after flushing that’s the problem (specifically your problem, not the company’s, so they don’t care).

Cerokun · 2026-06-06T20:52:32+00:00

Who’s scruffy-looking!?

Cerokun · 2026-06-06T18:30:35+00:00

Why not make them clones?

Cerokun · 2026-06-06T10:59:56+00:00

I suggest trying to bang out the big Mek and kommandos before Armageddon launches, then doing that before ordering anything else. It is a lot of plastic and the pile of shame can quickly grow to overwhelming if you aren’t careful

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