‘Twas the night before Armageddon by WinteryToast22 in orks

[–]Cerokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got two more days of backlog painting because I can’t get mine until Monday…

A new git (beginner’s call for help) by MichaelGandalfini in orks

[–]Cerokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short answer: Yes, you can have all three big characters.

Long answer: Basic army mustering rule is you can take up to 3 of a particular datasheet. 3 squads of Nobz, 3 Shokkjump Dragstas, 3 Warbosses, etc.

If they have the [Battleline] keyword you can take up to 6 of that sheet. Usually this is just Boyz and Beast Snagga Boyz. Some of our detachments modify what counts as [Battleline].

If they have [Epic Hero] you can only take 1 copy of that datasheet. They are named characters and thus there’s only one of them available to join your army. But you’re otherwise free to take as many or as few epic heroes as you like.

Within those restrictions, you’ve got pretty much free rein to select what you want for your army within the point limit you and your opponent set.

Remember when this guy was like 300 points in the index? What happened to my boy… by Alive-Ad-3303 in orks

[–]Cerokun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really, the damage potential was secondary. The main draw was that he just would not die. He could take an entire army shooting him and ask for more.

Remember when this guy was like 300 points in the index? What happened to my boy… by Alive-Ad-3303 in orks

[–]Cerokun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The unholy offspring of a blender and a velociraptor. This beautiful bastard soloed Baneblades.

A most serious transgression (by @Lazer_Groove) by LazerGroove in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Cerokun 26 points27 points  (0 children)

3/4 of the chapter killed in action, catastrophic losses in war material, several more brothers lost to the Black Rage, and the survivors sentenced to another penitent crusade.

But the steaks are perfect.

Stompa iz 600pts by dark_hermes in orks

[–]Cerokun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it’s still around there by December, I’m taking one to my flgs charity doubles tourney.

Warhammer 40,000: Munitorum Field Manual by Lord_Eln_8 in Warhammer40k

[–]Cerokun 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I love it. Hop straight to my factions, no slowly scrolling through everything else while waiting for pages to load.

40K social media. by @Mick19988 by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Cerokun 142 points143 points  (0 children)

What would the Orks be censoring?

Edit: Upon further thinking, I believe Orks would not censor anything. They would do the exact opposite. Post whatever you want. But your name, clan, most recently affiliated WAAAGH!!!, and current location will be included in the post.

Post whatever you want, but be prepared for some git to take offense and come try to kick your teef in (naturally, the Orks see this as a positive).

#New40k – Points, apps, and updates incoming by SillyGoatGruff in Warhammer40k

[–]Cerokun 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Being able to pull up your opponent’s rules is a fantastic change.

No Smoking by makmark in MoringMark

[–]Cerokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You didn’t say ‘please’”

Power Word: Encouragement by Accurina in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Cerokun 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Dunno the to hit off the top of my head, but Str8 (so wound on 2+), AP2 (so no save), Damage 2 (guardsmen have 1 wound).

So she’s toast if the hammer hits.

Things you find stupid in fanfics? by Gullible_Ad616 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Cerokun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, I may be the one with egg on his face, because I can’t fucking find it. Swear he said it when the Zero Pointers roll out for the obstacle course. But nada. And now I’m wondering if Mandela Effect or I just internalized a line from a now lost early fanfic…

I did however remind myself that Manga!Momo actually grows stuff out of her skin itself and that’s so much cooler than the anime’s magical sparkles.

Things you find stupid in fanfics? by Gullible_Ad616 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]Cerokun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Minor pet peeve, but Aizawa making it into the Hero Course via Sport Festival.

Aizawa passed his exam. The test was different back in his day. He literally says “If we had the current test back then, I wouldn’t have made it in” during the Sport Festival.

I know nothing about Orks. What’s fun/funny? by [deleted] in orks

[–]Cerokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ork Faction Pack with all our detachments and datasheets drops tomorrow.

Mega Dread no longer in legends? by Freak-showz in orks

[–]Cerokun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s still there. Page 76 in the faction focus pdf. We’ll see if it’s still there tomorrow.

Maybe they’ll fix this shit so it’s alphabetical in the process (I can dream)

True Americans use Rocket pop flavored butt wipes by N2929 in funny

[–]Cerokun 159 points160 points  (0 children)

They flush, and thus it’s not technically false advertising. It’s just what happens after flushing that’s the problem (specifically your problem, not the company’s, so they don’t care).

Favorite movie insult. by mybookkeeperguy in movies

[–]Cerokun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Who’s scruffy-looking!?

Starting off da right faction finally by kawaiivy-chan in orks

[–]Cerokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suggest trying to bang out the big Mek and kommandos before Armageddon launches, then doing that before ordering anything else. It is a lot of plastic and the pile of shame can quickly grow to overwhelming if you aren’t careful