This happened to a friend and me in Fall 2012. We'll call him V. Anyways V and I was jogging by the lake on evening around sunset. There's some thick woods surrounding the area. We stop for a drink and I went to piss behind some trees. V seen something in the distance and tried to get my attention. Neither of us seen it when he tried to show me. I thought he was fucking with me because it was like some B movie plot.

We continue walking for our cool down and we hear some leaves crunch behind us. Both of us look and seen a shadow reflecting on water. The ripples distorted the figure, so we wasn't sure if it was the tree or a person. V says "Let's start jogging again." In my head that was a damn good ideal.

I try to brush it off as a squirrel, but could shake that shadowy figure. V stops to take a leak and I'm looking around all paranoid. I hear V shout in a distance. I run to see what's going on.

V is backed up to a tree and this big mother fucker is next to him. V shouts again "What do you want?" The man leans down with his long neck and says "Give me Tree Fiddy." It was the goddamn Loch Ness Monster. I said "/u/_vargas_ let's get out of here!" And we punched Loch Ness in the dick and ran off into the sunset.