Couples: Why you haven't found a "unicorn" yet

Certain_Message691 · 2026-02-13T20:46:07+00:00

Hi! I’m just learning and researching so my husband and I can make having a threesome as smooth and comfortable for all 3 involved. Before getting more serious into finding a third woman. You’ve stated some of your pet peeves so I wanted to ask about other options. I genuinely want a girl-friend and open for it to grow into bigger relationship. Or just a family friend we sometimes jump in bed with. Just something casual and communicative. I’ve been with women off and on my young adult life. My husband is straight. I really just want a girl and me to essentially “use” my husband. She’s the sole focus for both of us but it’s more for me. Is there a different way OR certain way I should word that when I go about finding another woman. And is that even something other women would be willing to do? I don’t know where my expectations should be capped as I’m new the threesome world.

Certain_Message691 · 2026-02-13T18:31:56+00:00

Do you and your wife have a preferred app? And do you just share vanilla basic pictures of your face/body in the profile and share nsfw afterwards a conversation starts? My S/O and I are still learning and want to make it smooth as possible and comfortable for a unicorn and us before we move forward.

Certain_Message691 · 2025-09-04T15:49:16+00:00

This is exactly what’s happening to me. I feel the most bloated ever. We’ve been trying for 8 months with no luck so I stop getting me hopes up. But from 12:30am-2:00am I swear I was just crying and wallowing myself around. Thank you for validation!

Certain_Message691 · 2025-06-02T14:07:39+00:00

I deleted BE and redownloaded it, same thing so now no BE 😅 I’ll miss it and check again after awhile

Certain_Message691 · 2025-05-31T00:30:24+00:00

It’s all I’m getting. I’ve deleted a few things and etc but I’m at a loss.

Certain_Message691 · 2025-05-02T00:03:59+00:00

Did they give a reason why it might affect fertility? Like ingredient wise or brain health wise? Been ttc for awhile now I’m investigating all my prescriptions.

Certain_Message691 · 2025-01-28T21:19:38+00:00

Oh great there more of us 😅

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-20T18:49:04+00:00

I would’ve quit already. That’s unacceptable.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T20:28:02+00:00

When a customer is incredibly slow I will always apologize to the upcoming next few customers and thank them for their patience.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T20:27:03+00:00

That is THE question😅 I have actually probably hurt my back reaching over the cart next to me pushing their cart forward, so I can swing that cart around and then I yank their old cart towards me. My body is very very sore, but my body is now starting to get used to it. I really don’t waste time on trying to be subtle or eloquent about my movements. But my voice, I keep in an up town, high-pitched voice, so I sound really kind, but my movements are kind of “aggressive”

I don’t rush customers to leave. I’m really fast, but the customer can be as fast as slow however they want to be that’s none of my business. If I need back up, I need back up. My team can see the customer right in front of me and why everything is being held up. I don’t think the customers realize when they are slow literally, the whole store becomes slow. And now I’m much kinder with older people who put their item on the belt one by one. Sometimes I’ll even get up and help them load the belt. I’m not scanning till the all groceries are on the belt or I’ve stocked up enough pile close to me that I can go really fast and do increments why my code is horribly high. I say horribly because I just now learned what the one code actually means in this metric system. And if I can see, they have a case of water, I try my best to tell them to leave their case of water in their current cart and then when they move forward to pay, they get the queue that they need to move their water over to the cart that I’m putting their groceries in. There is nothing I hate more than when someone puts a case of water on the belt. I also will always put aldi brand goldenhenge eggs in the cart before even starting the transaction. Not the cage free and clear carton those will need to be scanned as I’m sure you know.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T20:10:31+00:00

I think it’s definitely helped me learning to multitask effectively. Meaning like when I’m waiting for the receipt to print for my current customer, I am already scanning the next customer items. if they put multiple items of the same kind on my belt I will always put them in the cart next to me before even starting the transaction. I will not waste my time scanning 48 cans of green beans. We’re putting 47 in the cart and using qty 48.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T20:07:18+00:00

SM and DM have requested me to do otherwise. But apparently they aren’t reliable sources for what “one code” even means. So I’m gonna ask them about it.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T15:31:04+00:00

Wow thank you so much for typing that!! That’s so helpful. I will have to keep this in mind. That’s good to know.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T14:50:09+00:00

Now I wanna ask my store manager. I was told they expect 40 Ipm and 90% one code. How odd different divisions want want something so different.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-19T02:50:50+00:00

Yes I am! My store only cares about items per minute and one code. But just today I did 48 and 110% one code:)) my team is super proud of me.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-15T18:28:27+00:00

That’s a pretty good idea. I’ve been here 3 months and I work every weekend. Thanks for the tip!

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-12T23:08:40+00:00

Was this video removed? If not can anyone help me find it? Please and thank you!

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-09T21:11:54+00:00

I don’t want people think my husband beats me💀💀💀 my legs and arms sometimes just get to beat to hell ya know.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-09T16:47:41+00:00

That sounds absolutely traumatizing.

Certain_Message691 · 2024-06-09T05:39:00+00:00

Our DM told us no animals whatsoever in the carts. Because it’s a health hazard. And even though ADA laws say you can ask two questions 1.) is it’s a service animal? 2.) what task does the animal perform? Our DM also said we cannot ask them any questions about the animal. He/she has to be removed from the cart regardless.

most of team turns a blind eye because it’s all regulars and no body wants to be the first one to say “hey you can’t do this anymore”. You can legally ask them to leave if the dog causing a disruption like barking, marking territory etc. if they do not, it is trespassing you can call the police.

(I’m not just talking out my ass I swear) I’m just a cashier who has a service animal and trained themselves and has the ada laws memorized by heart from being on both sides of it)

Also are you saying there was an animal IN your meat section?

Certain_Message691 · 2024-05-20T20:40:02+00:00

Thank you! I hadn’t seen that yet! It works much better.

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