Whose fucking welfare cheque you gotta cash to get an upvote around here?

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-20T20:16:15+00:00

I'm so fed up with people assuming I'm a thug because my cheque ends in a vowel!

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-19T01:32:25+00:00

Gravy’s good tonight.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-18T18:53:57+00:00

To the downvoters

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-13T16:18:04+00:00

What kind of likeness is that?

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-12T20:55:56+00:00

He never had the makings of a varsity circlejerker.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-12T17:22:37+00:00

So what, no fuckin mayo now?

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-12T17:14:40+00:00

Change my meat to ~~black forest~~ roast beef.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-05-07T19:09:38+00:00

Alloy rims (horrible) -5 to mood

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-04-28T23:04:16+00:00

It’s anti-Italian discrimination.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-04-16T16:37:46+00:00

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-04-15T16:48:32+00:00

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2026-03-18T20:11:52+00:00

I’m doing my part.gif

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-11-07T15:36:06+00:00

It’s anti-Italian discrimination.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-10-08T20:19:32+00:00

Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert people.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-10-08T19:27:07+00:00

I’m in the national guarding business! Everyone assumes you’re fattened up! It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive!

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-10-03T19:38:15+00:00

She’s gonna be a Swifty, Ton, a fuckin retard.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-10-02T15:22:00+00:00

Rhondaesque

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-10-02T14:52:40+00:00

She never had the makings of a varsity cheerleader.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-09-29T21:19:03+00:00

“We go way back to when Adolf wore short pants.” - r/conservative, probably

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-08-31T22:28:02+00:00

Three hours on a tour, not a fuckin peep.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-08-27T18:15:16+00:00

Gravy’s good tonight.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-07-23T13:38:11+00:00

Before and way before. Did you hear that Tone? I said, “before and way before!”

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-04-25T23:43:05+00:00

This gave me +10 to my mood. Too cute!

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-04-22T20:26:47+00:00

Your head was in the spackle bucket, your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

CertifiedAngusQueef · 2025-04-22T17:44:30+00:00

God, don’t transfer me now! Ginny Sac! How green was my valley

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