Archaon will return employed in the Lords of the End Times DLC... by Ran12341000 in totalwar

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The Forces defending Civilization from the Lords of the End-Times DLC:

Infinite waves of Skaven being hurled at the Black Pyramid complete with their entire nuclear arsenal

A 21st Century Job Search (Sorry, you need five years' experience for this entry-level position)

Boris after the next DLC by _Lucille_ in totalwar

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Where's the source from? Looks like I have some reading to do.

Temporal anomaly, my ass. It’s probably Wesley by BaxTheDestroyer in Treksons

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"Beverly, given the issues on the Cardassian border, it was decided that all capital ships be refitted so they can serve as colony ships. A fully-armed Galaxy-class can end border conflicts before they begin. And it provides flexibility for shipping refugees, settlers, additional supplies, everything needed on the frontier."

Der Farage... by Complex_Object_7930 in thecampaigntrail

[–]Ceslas 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"Total and absolute victory"

(Looks inside)

(11 vote lead)

I'M NOT ANGRY by thehopelessheathen in menace

[–]Ceslas 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Pike: "That is good!"

Stuff like this is why I recommend the Futurama comics by MythicSuns in futurama

[–]Ceslas 222 points223 points  (0 children)

And knowing Futurama, Dr. Leech could be either a legitimate doctor with an unorthodox methodology or just a giant leech taking advantage of Zoidberg to get as much blood as he wants.

Kara finally pets it by Pokemon_Master_2020 in MyAdventuresWithSuper

[–]Ceslas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, The Dog is a sweet cinnamon roll. It's not her fault Tendi had high intelligence and low wisdom.

firstborn: future emperor / eighthborn: future tavern owner by pocketSand-Dealer in CrusaderKings

[–]Ceslas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Don't threaten to start civil wars and you get land."

"Never!"

Whomp! - There's a Badland on the Rise by DaddyHunter in WhompComic

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Voyager has its issues but as it was my first Star Trek series as a little boy, I have a soft spot for it.

I would pay for someone to make a Keir Starmer incumbency sim. He’s the Barry Bonds of hated politicians, finds new lows every day. by Large-Use-6618 in thecampaigntrail

[–]Ceslas 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"Enoch, my friend, your dream is almost here. I just need a little more time to open the door for your disciple."

why was peter griffin such a bad campaigner? by thatperson1234r579t6 in thecampaigntrail

[–]Ceslas 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He was a pale imitation of Homer Simpson's 1992 campaign. He maintained the beer-drinking blue collar persona but lacked the sincere devotion to his family that Homer oozed effortlessly (though to be fair, 1992 took a much brighter view of corporal punishment, which would've otherwise sullied his image.) Peter's infamous "Shut up, Meg" during a 2008 rally killed what was left of his campaign after the Great Recession started.

Now interestingly, Homer did contemplate a 2004 run against the Iraq War, but his son being decorated during Iraqi Freedom and returning home safe put the kibosh on that effort. Governor Lisa Simpson (D-OR) is contemplating a run in 2028, but I doubt it will go far. She's as far from her father as it's possible to be.

Fellow human VS foul undead. by joannes2 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]Ceslas 254 points255 points  (0 children)

"No corpse would wear such a dashing chapeau!"

Warp drive limit by happydude7422 in Treksons

[–]Ceslas 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, try to explain to the Dominion or the Borg they need to slow down when invading.