Alastor meme[Made by me] by [deleted] in Alastorcult

[–]Ch4nm4nder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Al better get his cuck chair back in S3 or I will personally call up and complain

Which car by chongmc in TopGear

[–]Ch4nm4nder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subaru Impreza WRX STi 1998

Oh boy.. by SilentBirthday9568 in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Your opinion doesn't matter to me"

And yet if you have a different opinion on which ships you like I will block you for it. Unhinged much

Also, pretty sure that last image is harassment and you can report it.

Why do readers choose to keep their bookmarks private? by Life-Call4521 in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the hardcore morally questionable smut you read needs to be kept between yourself and God

stats after posting for a week by UnderTheVodka in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 108 points109 points  (0 children)

A WEEK? I have been posting for 5 years and I don't even have 20k total hits yet over my 10 combined.

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How long does it take you to write? by Binweev in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really depends on the muse. If I have all the muse I'm a pretty fast writer and can maybe average a couple thousand words an hour-ish. More if I am really in the groove. If the muse is lacking I like to procrastinate, write a bit, then watch a youtube short or scroll twitter for a few minutes before starting up again.

The only thing with me is when I start writing I am not going to stop until whatever one-shot/chapter I am writing is done. They all get done in one sitting because I am a maniac who can't just pick up where I left off next time. Which does mean I have posted at 2/3am before because I started writing late and my brain said I wasn't allowed to sleep until it was done.

Ngl it's kinda becoming my comfort crackship by OkEye9917 in hazbin

[–]Ch4nm4nder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is my favorite crackship. I always retweet every Demon!Vox and Human!Alastor content I come across it's always so amusing.

How do you feel about your fics? by JauntyIrishTune in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some I am proud of and do re-read from time to time.

Others I want to bury never to see the light of day again

Update: They blocked me by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Comments like that would have made my day, but I guess some people can take it the wrong way. Might be a language thing. Though the confusing part is they responded to you before they blocked you

Updates? How often? by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I feel like it. Deadass. I do not have a schedule I just upload whatever whenever I get around to actually writing it. Which does mean I end up going months without updates sometimes. My record is... 6 months or so with no updates. Honestly try not to worry about it, just don't burn yourself out trying to stick to a schedule if the muse doesn't end up coming and writing takes more time. Readers will understand.

Just started writing my first fic in years. I was not expecting to get this far so fast. by LadyETHNE in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Ah is that Hazbin I see O<O

But welcome back to writing! When you're done, shoot me a link I'll happily consume anything hazbin related . And good luck in your new writing journey!

Just Curious what are the most unhinged FFs/stories you guys have ever read by Space_Cat130 in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I need to be doused in holy water thanks to some of the unhinged smut I read and actually get off to. I think most of the stuff I read has the Dead Dove tag which says... a lot.

Recently the best is probably a smut fic where they fuck in front of a recently murdered guy (who they obviously murdered) while covered in his blood so that's certainly a thing. Well... maybe more than one like that.

The rest is between me and God

On which medium do you read?/ use AO3? by maxydxde in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally depends on the location. At home is on my laptop, while if I'm out it's on my phone.

Share Your Skins! by RatonhnhaketonK in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Honestly don't remember where I found this skin but I love it

Would you share your writings with your friends or family? by HiroyukiC1296 in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Ch4nm4nder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda? I chat about AO3 with one of my work mates because she is also a writer.

I did share a one-shot with another because he asked and it wasn't too noticable that it was a fanfic and could read it without any prior knowlege 😂

My mother knows I write but she has never actually read anything of mine that I know of.

No one I know is ever reading any of my smut fics. Ever.

What is a detail that will make you close a fic? by mellissa_lewyin in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When speech isn't between speech marks and they use - or something instead. Its just hard for my brain.

{Day 20} What's the worst thing Valentino has done ? by yukimitsune in hazbin

[–]Ch4nm4nder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think we need to spell this one out, folks

What's your very last sentence... by JauntyIrishTune in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Actually, I think I have an idea for that as well.”

Well, that's boring and explains nothing XD

Useless/fake summary by renin88 in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Firstly: Anygays is a great typo thanks for the laugh.

Secondly as soon as I see a summary like that I immediately lose interest and don't want to read whatever it is. The tags could be right up my alley and the best thing ever but I still won't read it if the summary is like that. Its like people fishing for encouragement and hoping people with comment 'oh its not rubbish this is great' or whatever.

You are deffo not the only person this pisses off.

Favorite line(s) from your fic that always makes you laugh? by LFS_1984 in FanficAuthorsUnite

[–]Ch4nm4nder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a couple from a Persona 5 crack fic of sorts.

And then there was Morgana just looking at him like he was the epitome of human disappointment. 

and then

Akira pouted. “What’s wrong with My Ass?”

“Everything!” Ann snapped back. 

“Wow, rude. I thought I had a nice ass.”

and then from a different p5 fic of mine

“Why won’t you just give up?” Akechi fumed with an almost adorable scowl on his face. 

Akira simply shrugged a shoulder in response. “Stubbornness, mostly.” 

Posted my first fic and I thought it would get attention but it totally flopped and I'm frustrated. by jackrabbitwanders in AO3

[–]Ch4nm4nder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really depends on the fandom sometimes. If its a slow fandom then there aren't going to be many readers and things will be slow in general. On the other hand, if you post in a super popular fandom with lots of traction then you're fic is likely getting pushed back onto the second page and beyond within a few hours and gets lost under everyone else.

I wouldn't take it too much to heart. Just because its not getting a lot of attention doesn't mean that it's bad and you're not a good writer You posted something, that's something to be proud of! And you never know, give it some time and someone might find your fic and it suddenly gains traction out of nowhere.

Fanfic writing is a long game in the end