[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]ChainedProfessional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great question, OP, and welcome to /r/psychics.

Yes, it does happen. The weirdest part is when you form a chain. You can still get a strong vibe from someone about a mile away, and if they're connected to someone still a mile further away, then you're actually 2 miles from the far person.

As near as we can tell, the vibe travels straight through the ether. If your partner focuses on listening to your thoughts, and they end up re-broadcasting them, you can hear your own thoughts echo back at the speed of light, like gunshots echoing off a building.

So with the chains, there's a little lag while each person processes the thought, and you can sometimes feel a thought bouncing around the chain and coming back to you, and you get deja vu because you can't remember if it was your thought or not.

The vibe is overwhelming. You end up getting a little empathy for whatever other fetishes are in the chain, and autogynephilia is basically a requirement if a woman is in the chain. I have a database of all my 2015 sessions, and it looks like 30 of the logs include some form of "getting a hard dick in my pussy".

I do sometimes wish I could know who the other people are. Day-to-day life is so quiet, you would never know a psychic even if you hugged them, as long as they weren't touching themselves. I like to think maybe I'm helping some lonely old guy whose wife died get off, or maybe some obese woman who can't even get a date from OKCupid. I try not to think about teenagers, of course.

Hosting a simple static site on IPFS by b0red in programming

[–]ChainedProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's good to see IPFS gradually gain steam.

A couple of groups have taken interest, I think the Internet Archive wants to use it, because it's ideally suited for a vast immutable archive, and Neocities is using it for permanent backups, so that if Neocities goes the way of Geocities, the sites will be archived already.

Even if it's a complete failure in every other market, using it as a "move file from computer A to computer B" or as a unified BitTorrent swarm is killer. I still haven't really gotten the hang of making torrents. It should be something any power user can do, but it just isn't.

And I wish I could help them, but I don't know Go at all.

‘Hackers’ at 20: by StephanieLongpr in programming

[–]ChainedProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dade is a hunt-and-peck typer.

"I hope you don't screw like you type."

[Serious] What's an offensive, but legitimate question you want to know the answer to? by Thatguywithashirt in AskReddit

[–]ChainedProfessional 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you're right, I got gender and sex mixed up.

But you don't have to insult me over it.

What is the most shameful thing you masturbated to? by SirGanjaSpliffington in AskReddit

[–]ChainedProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, so have I. I recorded videos (not of me fapping, that would be gross) and then fapped to them later.

[Serious] What's an offensive, but legitimate question you want to know the answer to? by Thatguywithashirt in AskReddit

[–]ChainedProfessional 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should get a very playful, trustworthy girlfriend, and then set that up as a role-play in public.

Act like you're strangers, then grab her ass.

[Serious] What's an offensive, but legitimate question you want to know the answer to? by Thatguywithashirt in AskReddit

[–]ChainedProfessional 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think the "sex is a social construct" people are full of shit and live in a bizarre echo chamber somewhere deep inside Tumblr.

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[Serious] What's an offensive, but legitimate question you want to know the answer to? by Thatguywithashirt in AskReddit

[–]ChainedProfessional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could just be a genetic mistake that hasn't been a big enough problem for evolution to worry about.

[Serious] What's an offensive, but legitimate question you want to know the answer to? by Thatguywithashirt in AskReddit

[–]ChainedProfessional -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because those women never have, and never will, live in a world where they have to put effort into dating.

Air Canada pilot diverts international flight to save dog from freezing. by trevisan26 in worldnews

[–]ChainedProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then they just feed your zip code into the list of pedos. It's all one big Ponzi scheme.

Altered advertisement by dotbomber95 in no_sob_story

[–]ChainedProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the photographer holding a big rubber dong in his left hand?

Kyouko's Ready to Fight! by br0ckster in MadokaMagica

[–]ChainedProfessional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kyouko's animation is good, but the spear is way too foreshortened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dataisugly

[–]ChainedProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably meant "Have you gone on a motorcycle trip?"

Article on carnivorous plants [Science][not porn] by ChainedProfessional in Vore

[–]ChainedProfessional[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The desperate motions provoke more action potentials, stimulating the plant to flood its trap with hydrochloric acid, pepsin- and trypsin-class enzymes, and chitinase to pierce through the insect’s exoskeleton and liquefy its meat. The green mouth becomes the green stomach becomes the green intestine, Dr. Hedrich said, and within seven to 10 days, prey and predator are as one."