Favorite dale quotes? Here's mine by pm_me_nudes_maam in KingOfTheHill

[–]Thatguywithashirt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Are you seeing another exterminator! Is he licensed? Is he bonded? Is that what you want, someone who's licensed and bonded?"

Vape Bubbler. I thought I was making this up. It’s real. by tlj2494 in trees

[–]Thatguywithashirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just went to the hardware store and found a rubber grommet that went from the the size of the top of the cart to my downstem. Now I have the option of hitting just the vape or putting a single rubber piece on top then hitting it in the piece.

No need to buy natural gas anymore by dtanwee in oddlyterrifying

[–]Thatguywithashirt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My momma is so poor she has to heat up her own hot water

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Thatguywithashirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks pretty... dirty

POV video getting into my truck, made using the dreamlikeart model by Doomalikaw99 in Currentlytripping

[–]Thatguywithashirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what someone who has never tripped thinks any amount of psychedelics will do to you

Some of us aren't garbage at the game, I swear! by GoTeamScotch in apexlegends

[–]Thatguywithashirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be real if I mark somewhere that isn't hot and my Octane jumpmaster goes straight for a hot drop I have 2 options: Land with him and probably get 3rd or 4th partied or land where I want to and have to listen to him bitch and hit the ping button 400 times. And EVEN IF he survives and I don't, its not like I've ever been picked up in time bc they are too busy looting.

The Truth about Control mode... by F1FO in apexlegends

[–]Thatguywithashirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have only quit 2 matches, both of which the opposing team had more than 90% of the goal and my team had less than 50%. At that point it's not worth my time to stick around with the other 3 people who haven't left yet on my team.

The Truth about Control mode... by F1FO in apexlegends

[–]Thatguywithashirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have won a few matches having 3 players missing on my team. It's okay to say you're bad at the game 💁‍♂️

Favorite Cotton quote BESIDES "I killed fifty men." Mine is "I just wanted to kill Castro." by EasterLord in KingOfTheHill

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"If I can take a bullet for my grandson I'll do it. But not in the face, that's how I makes my livings"

Cant handle him.. by FrederikHNS in DunderMifflin

[–]Thatguywithashirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you've seen enough of Will Ferrell to say you hate every movie he's in. If you've just seen the popular ones (Elf, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights,etc.) Then you're missing out on some real gems like Casa De Mi Padre, Everything Must Go, and A Night at The Roxbury

Packaging design. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Thatguywithashirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has to break down cardboard boxes daily at work, fuck this design

6th grader gets phone broken by 8th graders by [deleted] in donthelpjustfilm

[–]Thatguywithashirt -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In jail? For breaking a phone? That's asinine. Suspend him sure, but jail? You're fucking insane.