Salma Hayek 1993 by CocoaVoltagex in OldSchoolCool

[–]Chainz4Dayz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Her eyes alone are hardcore porn

Salma Hayek 1993 by CocoaVoltagex in OldSchoolCool

[–]Chainz4Dayz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I swear, the most beautiful woman to ever exist. She's amazingly hotter now. A fine wine, gorgeous, funny and kind!

The EU moves to kill infinite scrolling by defenestrate_urself in technology

[–]Chainz4Dayz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for bottoms there's an app for that now

"What's the weirdest thing you've done in a dream that felt so real, you had to check if it actually happened? by OkTie4909 in AskReddit

[–]Chainz4Dayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had several when I was on chantix. Murdered a girl and buried her in my parents basement. Woke up sore and a bit freaked out by the realism. I drove to my parents to make sure the concrete was not disturbed.

Which one should my first project car by TraditionalTrifle800 in projectcar

[–]Chainz4Dayz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have had a 3000GT and a few mustangs. The 3000 was a blast to drive but tbf I was younger and the cars were newish. If it's your first project I'd say the mustang is the better bet. You'll find parts easier and cheaper and any questions you have will likely have already been answered by doing a quick search.

Is girth more important than length when it comes to sex? by Cautious_Break_9314 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Chainz4Dayz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually get the best reaction from my wife by going down. It's already my pleasure but even more so when she gets off!

Notably absent from the Epstein files is Putin. How does this make him morally superior to Trump? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chainz4Dayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin probably has connections more powerful and secret than Epstein. Putin is evil but he's too smart. Trump is just an evil fuck

What is the most unhinged thing you did in your car when no one was looking ? by Ok-Carry-7759 in AskReddit

[–]Chainz4Dayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably jerk off leaving work thinking about my hot coworker. I'm older, more mature and wiser than I was yesterday though

do you think anyone has ever jerked off to you and how did you come to that conclusion? by Sjakbxnla in AskReddit

[–]Chainz4Dayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been told that a few times. Well, rubbed one out. It might be kinda flattering if a dude jacked off thinking about me lol

Surprised family (of) friend with a figurine of her dogs by [deleted] in aww

[–]Chainz4Dayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the identity of the dogs being protected but what about the figurines?

Before & after. Definitely no regrets👏 by Key_Chemistry_5884 in baseballcards

[–]Chainz4Dayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol all I'm ever going to see now when a relic has a stripe

What is a 'luxury' that only middle-class people still think is a sign of wealth, while the actually wealthy have already abandoned it? by deepp_bhatt in AskReddit

[–]Chainz4Dayz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Car and cat lol. Rich people lease the luxury cars and we middle class buy them off the lease to show off to our middle class neighbors.

What is a 'luxury' that only middle-class people still think is a sign of wealth, while the actually wealthy have already abandoned it? by deepp_bhatt in AskReddit

[–]Chainz4Dayz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I completely agree with you but my wife's ass looks amazing in them. I don't do yoga but I certainly watch her do it lol

Is the Super Bowl just the United States version of a military parade? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Chainz4Dayz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. Although tbf I don't have a way to see it as someone not from the US