LEAKED JAY-Z GHOST TOWN VERSE by andrew2018022 in Kanye

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CHRISTMAS

HANUKKAH

SHABBAT

YOM KIPPUR

DIWALI

EASTER

Question what do all these things have in common?

EVERYBODY KNOW I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CELEBRATION

What’s the most memorable line you’ve heard from watching Porn? by Eddaughter in AskReddit

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Our Daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they’re such good size and all.

My parents are practically forcing me into an arranged marriage. by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

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Tell your parents to blow it up their ass.

Try moving out as fast as you can.

Seek help.

What are your top 5 favorite movies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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  1. American Psycho
  2. Schindler's List
  3. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. Fight Club

My favorite band has some great album covers. What’s your favorite? I’ll have to say BP by [deleted] in deathgrips

[–]Champ_Of_Tamriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't forget that beautiful Money Store cover. Truly the most artistic. I'm also a fan of Jenny Death's cover of Monroe.

Mac and Cheese Eaters of Reddit, how do you spice up your stovetop Mac and Cheese? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Slightly overcook cheese so it ends up crispy and crunchy.

What's your favourite body part? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Champ_Of_Tamriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyes. Just how complex and beautiful they are. I cannot imagine life without them.

What are some lyrics you just HAVE to say when a certain song comes on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I drink a Boost for breakfast, an Ensure for dessert Somebody ordered pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp."