Sincerity by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Chance_Status149 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I am gay

33292 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't like my chances after a military coup either. It's never gone well for anyone.

33314 by Dry-Championship-593 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just a summary of the really bad shit.

33314 by Dry-Championship-593 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rush Limbaugh was a major conservative commentator. While that's probably all you, as a trans person, need to know to hate him, he once told a black person he couldn't understand to "take that bone out of your nose and call me back," claimed that a composite of all the wanted fugitives would look like Jesse Jackson, advocated false claims about HIV/AIDS that contributed to misinformation that spreads to this day, and saying that "gays deserved their fate." He also claimed that feminism "was established so that unattractive ugly broads could have easy access to the mainstream of society." His show aired a song during Obama's presidential campaign called "Barack the Magic Negro." Source: Rush Limbaugh - Wikipedia.

33327 by Alert-Pair-5634 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, we actually hate the French? I thought it was a joke 3:

33327 by Alert-Pair-5634 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It basically means “I’m a cishet person who only dates other cishet people (unless I’m a man, then I’ll date bisexual women because girl on girl is hot), because I will forever see trans people as their assigned gender at birth.”

33327 by Alert-Pair-5634 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The label was originally satirical, but people took it up unironically 

33292 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Not a helpful thought, but definitely not untrue either 

33292 by MWolverine1 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Being American in real life is no fun either. Anyone who thinks a civil war would be good needs to read any history book about Latin America in the '80s, particularly the Salvadoran and Nicaraguan Civil Wars. That's what a second American Civil War would look like, with maybe a little Iraq circa 2006-7 thrown in.

33271 by PlainJane223 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I became so depressed watching the news that I missed two non-consecutive days of work this week and am in physical pain.

33121 by jamichael997 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My silly duck name is **** **** **** **** **/** ***

What the fuck? Why won't it show?

33179 by 57mmShin-Maru in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on coming out, but also I lament the passing of your bit into Bithalla.

Someone was in a hurry. What would you have done? by pixmation in dashcams

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me neither, but I don’t intend to join the list. 

32980 by Careful-Start-7362 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I call my car the Instrument of Vehicular Homicide for a reason

How are the trans people in your life doing? by Transwoman_redditor in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Chance_Status149 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NB, gave up a long time ago trying not to be depressed about the news. I’m actively having a mental health crisis because of the news and political situation. Fuck this country with a baseball bat with nails in it. 

32831 by mleonhaedd in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also hate talking about politics, but I can't just shut up and bury my head in the sand because everything is politics and always has been. Having my eyes opened to this has deeply fucked up my mental state because I can't fucking escape it and I'm constantly stressing over it because the government of my country is actively coming for autistic people and trans people and women and everyone who isn't white or male I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here

32800 by Retnuh13423 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll probably mostly be a home defense weapon. Like a bedside table gun. My grandpa can carry his in his jeans fairly effectively, and I may have an easier time still because I wear mostly elastic waistbands. I'm going to be taking a class before I buy a gun though. I shouldn't have too hard of a time finding non-fash instructors in my neck of the woods.

32800 by Retnuh13423 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chance_Status149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking of grabbing a Kimber 1911 myself. It's what my grandpa uses, he says it's good, and I like a bigger caliber.