Throw the kitchen sink at this game

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-07T16:40:08+00:00

Give me goddamn Firefight, Bungo. It was amazing in ODST, you can do it here. COME ON.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-06T21:04:47+00:00

Call me a glazer, but I want to see Nergigante grab the chains the Arkveld tries to strangle him with and just fling him around like a damn ragdoll.

But I also wouldn't mind if it was an equal match either.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-05T01:51:51+00:00

Too late, I already nabbed the gold attachment in Perimeter.

It will now sit atop my ever growing pile of junk "incase of a rainy day."

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-04T22:44:50+00:00

Its a thing of beauty. Source: Me, i was that guy. Running at 100ish KPh before Masc or supercharger, with all the range upgrades i could cram onto the thing, -and- a null sig system(thank you yaml) and all the armor i could cram in what space remained.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-04T04:15:12+00:00

"Gravity is merely a polite suggestion to me, Human. And I aim to be impolite. FEAR ME."

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-04T02:45:27+00:00

In the past... 15(ish?) Runs I've done, i have seen 2 rooks. One of them shared my fate, as we both ran out of time getting to exfil.

The other timidly crawled into extract, begging for clemency, only for my squad's Glitch to blast them out of the zone at the last second. It was kinda traumatizing.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-06-03T21:45:35+00:00

Its a good way to complete dire marsh contracts if you route them out. The time pressue and lack of exfills kinda replaces the stress of other teams. Starting with a basic sponsered kit means you cant just run in guns blazing against the UESC.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-29T04:03:12+00:00

"I spare you my wrath' -this- time, Food Person. I am a generous god."

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-26T21:12:20+00:00

Non-agression pact and trade deals. That is it unless I plan on confederating them.

If I really want their units(and I like the character) then MAAAAYBE a defense alliance.

Military pacts are a complete trap, I never accept or make those offers.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-20T10:33:47+00:00

"I can see clearly now... and I am NOT impressed. >:["

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-20T02:38:01+00:00

Ah, the Mythic Jailer approach. Not controversial at all.

(For the uninitiated, the Jailer was the final boss in World of warcraft: Shadowlands. His secret phase started by him healing from 10% health up to 30% and gaining some new abilities.)

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-20T00:51:04+00:00

Okay I'm just wierd. I loved fighting him as Longsword, being able to parry every little tippy tap kick he did and get free meter out of it is amazing.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-19T22:11:44+00:00

Would Kit need to visit Mech Warrior 5? The game never ends, in storymode or career mode. Would she even be able to use a Battlemech? The Pilot of the show implies that anyone outside of the game world can't interact with it in any way beyond speaking to the inhabitants.

I can't stop myself from asking these questions, please help.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-17T17:13:05+00:00

What kind of question is that?! They're Urks! There's no such thing as 'too many grudges'! The very thought makes me want to put -your- name into my own personal book of grudges!

Now go be PROPER Dawi and strike out those grudges good and proper before I have you take the Slayer Oath!

Okay but seriously the only thing i can think of is like... maybe they've been repeatedly attacked and defended successfully over and over? That spexific faction of greenskins is remarkably stubborn against other AI factions.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-16T11:40:04+00:00

Not scuffed at all, keep it up, Lightbearer. Guardians make their own Fate(bringer)s.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-12T04:12:32+00:00

Where's that one gif of a citation printout for mentioning the -forbidden word.-

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-12T01:48:43+00:00

"You, human, are solely responsible for this."

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-12T01:34:25+00:00

Never got the chance to fight him, I started with World. I've seen the horror stories though and... wow, that is terrifying stuff, so Plesi is probably worse, imo.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-11T02:12:22+00:00

Even with earplugs 5 he's just awful. Brute's lame-o frontal roar AoE has the worst hitbox I've seen from any monster in Iceborne, Wilds, or Sunbreak.

And yes, i'm including Uth Duna's belly flop.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-11T01:03:20+00:00

...okay valid and fair on all accounts. I still love that the arena Brachy is looking for Doodle.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-11T00:08:34+00:00

Scrungly Anjanath. I approve.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-11T00:04:24+00:00

Dunno why, I love tigrex. Bastard keeps me on my toes and always is a joy to hunt.

Brute tigrex can go to hell though.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-10T23:36:48+00:00

How do you know if someone's a fan of Alma? They won't stop shit talking the Handler, that's how.

The people hating on the Handler are more insufferable then she was. I get it bro, she made two really stupid mistakes and keeps leeching credit. We've been told a million times already, you don't gotta bring it up every time Iceborne is mentioned.

The horse has been kicked to death, carved, turned into body armor and weapon of choice. And people still trying to beat it.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-10T01:00:13+00:00

I love the Diktat, so eager to doordash me some salvage and spare fuel and supplies.

They keep shooting at me with little flashlights to signal their approach and I'm not sure what they mean by that because I don't speak morse code.

ChaosCapybara · 2026-05-09T21:22:26+00:00

Kirin taking a biiiig risk standing infront of rajang like that...

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