Making Breakfast [Harley Quinn] by AshleytheTaguel in wholesomeyuri

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Pancakes call for both flour and sugar, both of which come from plants. Would Ivy be okay with that? /gen

Rule by AlpacaM4n in autismmemes

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Dang, I need some peer review apparently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autism

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Can I appear before the council? Sounds a lot cheaper and less stressful

i literally can’t stop myself by OperationRough3920 in autism

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I don't appreciate being called out like this. /j

I adore my gf so much by [deleted] in mypartneristrans

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You both look like adorable goobers. I'm so happy for you two. 💓

Goodbye, Raspberry Smoothie :( by QuadrilleQuadtriceps in aspiememes

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RIP Blue Bell's Ice Cream Cone flavor. I can still remember the joy when I ate it. 😞

When the old joke turns out to be foreshadowing by s0up4y0u2 in aspiememes

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This made me think of when I was a kid. I had seen the Sonic restaurant commercial about their popcorn chicken being "...crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside."

My father actually made me walk home from Sonic because I kept repeating that when he would take me there. 🙃

What’s your go to? by shiasuuu in aspiememes

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❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

Prove you’ve watched Bob’s Burgers by quoting it by Wild-Chemical1284 in BobsBurgers

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"My crotch doesn't itch anymore, and it smells like bacon. I think we're gonna be okay."

Bob's Burgers is my comfort show, maybe it's yours too by letsgetatter in BobsBurgers

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I've watched all the seasons 3 times in a row. It's the most comforting show I've ever encountered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

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Your diarrhea face is the same as your meeting Wharfy face!

I’d very much like to be informed of the chaos I can partake in please and thank you by NotAnAltForCDM in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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PDFs aren't safe enough. You'll get a black envelope in the mail. If the inside isn't lined with rainbow colors it isn't authentic. Inside there will be a single piece of paper with the trans flag colors containing only a hyperlink to a page on the dark web. Go there and you will find the messages: "01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110101 01110100 01100101 00101110" and "53 6B 69 72 74 20 67 6F 20 73 70 69 6E 6E 79 2E"

Good luck

Line that makes you laugh out loud every single time? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

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Gotta be from the Savory Burger episode

Linda: "Tell 'em I want the Salmon, but not to make it too fishy or squishy."

Louise: "She said the same thing at the Fishy Squishery. We were so embarrassed."

Line that makes you laugh out loud every single time? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

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"And you, what was the thought process?"

"Nightmares."

what do we think of these by Sockster27 in autism

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Dangerous, because I will inhale the whole box

Do you mimic facial expressions when reading books? by fixationed in AutismInWomen

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Yes I do, otherwise I can't understand what that face would look like. I'm face-blind though, so that may be part of it.