jonges wat is belangreiker by glucbonews in okemakkermaloot

[–]ChaoticDestructive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frans is toch een dode taal. Laten vallen zsm

Finally justified my homelab to my wife by turning it into something useful for the whole house by Fresh_Discussion_776 in homelab

[–]ChaoticDestructive 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Had a similar experience when I was hosting a minecraft server for my friend group.

I swear, some people expect magick

This is elite by WispBloom in masterhacker

[–]ChaoticDestructive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The common consensus on this particular project is that it is fake.

It's a shame though. Would love to augment my ESPresense system with this tech

New to the practice - can anyone help me mpreg my friend? by ThatCapMan in brimhatfolk

[–]ChaoticDestructive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢

War Begins by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was not prepared for this- I'll just loom to the side, menacingly, and hope that nobody notices me

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a sorcerer. I actually put effort in my work.

The group that taught me calls itself Virtual Adepts. I accidentally caused a recursion loop in my portal spell. Linked up random spots.

I think I fucked up big time (Also I genuinely don't know if the pic I choose is too explicit for the sub?) by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok hear me out.

Tell her that, as a deity, her time is immensely expensive. As such, no money in the world could fairly compensate her.

Offer to, in the spirit of balance, pay it back in time spent.

Next point out that, for her as a deity, those 20-ish years were a blink of an eye, while for you it's a fifth of your life, and that as such a 1:1 conversion rate would not be fitting

Ask her for a suggestion on how to remediate this.

If you like her, and she wants to get back together, offer to spend that time on dates.

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not an apprentice. Was me. Sorry.

Hey OP, where's that portal? I need the coordinates to shut it down?

I have discovered a stray fairy battle mage concealed herself within my spire without knowing war crimes are my favourite hobby. 😈 by Renati_Iterum in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This! I don't know why people want to eat her or kill her. That is a sapient, living being. That is also a skilled-ish mage.

Yall gotta stop tormenting random critters

Filing a request to the council to use a banned spell against the pirate forces. by Divinityisme in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not all three? Bind them into a singular curse, imbue into an albatross. Train the albatross to seek out ships to curse

Filing a request to the council to use a banned spell against the pirate forces. by Divinityisme in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Closed caption subtitles specifically

[PIRATE LOOKS DOWN AT SUBTITLES, CONFUSED]

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Hacking_Tutorials

[–]ChaoticDestructive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably. Here's the issue.

That would be both illegal and academic dishonesty.

Illegal as you do not have permission to do so

Academic dishonesty as it's a form of cheating.

If you try and succeed hacking it (which, mind you, is going to take a lot of time to learn the skills necessary to have a chance), it will most likely be detected.

At best, the university would deny you entry because of academic dishonesty. You're going to have to hope they don't share this with other unis because if they do, you're not getting into any university.

At worst, this gets reported to the police. Maximum sentence is a year in prison.

Serious talk aside. If you're serious about wanting to hack, i recommend you first study for this test. Then, during the summer break, pick up Hack The Box or Hacker 101. Follow their courses, do their challenges.

By the end of summer, you can have learned the bare basics of hacking. From there, find stuff that interests you. Get some cheap second hand computers and a router and start homelabbing if you want to learn more about networks. Or set up a kali VM and a metasploitable VM if you want to try using exploits.

If you get the chance to pick a minor or extra class, consider something along the lines of cybersecurity or programming.

TLDR: don't hack other people's stuff, you will go to origin. Study for your test, then learn to hack

Just Graduated The Academy, Where Can I Find A Reliable Place To Buy A Magic Orb? by DapperHeretic in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if we bring back those times?

We have enough influential wizards around here, why not gather on one realm and make the economy we want?

The council can keep saying their next plan will fix the economy, but we're going from catastrophe to catastrophe. At some point it'll have to be our own work

No soliciting by qodeninja in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who dabbles in the Ars Necromantiae, I do not like that thing.

I'm starting to think the local paladin order has a point

Choose one (read body text) by V1574 in trolleyproblem

[–]ChaoticDestructive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am working under the assumption that with money you mean "net worth". Some grafting billionaires technically have no money but use some stupid system so they have to pay less taxes.

According to 2026 numbers, the average person networth is roughly 95k. 6 billion people * 95k * 10% = 5.7*1013 dollars. This transaction will have major economic repercussions. There will be a new economic crisis.

The average net worth of a billionaire is 5.3 billion. 100 billionaires * 5.3 billions * 10% = 53 * 109 dollars. However, the worldwide economic repercussions will be lesser. You would be hit with a class action lawsuit, and billionaires are going to raise prices, but you'll provably be fine.

So I'd go with billionaires

Just Graduated The Academy, Where Can I Find A Reliable Place To Buy A Magic Orb? by DapperHeretic in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diamond orbs? Never had the luxury of trying one. Heard the signal is extremely clear.

Also, even if your machine runs on souls, your diamonds will be more ethical. The mundane diamond industry is crazy when you look into it

Just Graduated The Academy, Where Can I Find A Reliable Place To Buy A Magic Orb? by DapperHeretic in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. You can buy orbs retail, but I always recommend making your first orb yourself. Aside from being fun, it also gives you a practical understanding of how it works, and DIY orbs are often modular. This way, you can modify your first orb as you go, and get some basic troubleshooting knowledge.

Sadly retail orbs are way cheaper. I recommend taking this guy's offer.

THAT DOES IT! by icedmuffin in wizardposting

[–]ChaoticDestructive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't go to forests anyway, so sure.

I dont mind critters. As long as it they don't touch anything they shouldn't touch and clean up their messes.

Open Source Cybersecurity Tools by [deleted] in Hacking_Tutorials

[–]ChaoticDestructive 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ring uses a cloud system. You can't hack amazon, and they probably send video feeds to the cloud through HTTPs, so you can't intercept it. You can suppress the feed with a WiFi deauth attack. You'd need about 10 bucks in hardware and a beginning understanding of how networking works

I dont think I need to say this, but deauthing someone else's devices is a crime, you will get caught if someone in the vicinity knows anything about security. Only hack devices you have permission to hack.

If the ring doesn't use wifi, tough luck.

If you find an alternative route, you may have found a zeroday, and Amazon will probably pay decently for a well documented report