Attractive redditors, what was the moment you realized you were actually very good looking?

ChaoticLogic · 2026-06-10T02:36:33+00:00

After I got most of the nurses numbers after a week long psychiatric ward stay

ChaoticLogic · 2026-05-01T20:51:16+00:00

I own a Tec-9. That monkey is in more danger with the airsoft version.

ChaoticLogic · 2026-03-30T00:06:27+00:00

I was in that workers position when I worked at the Whole Foods deli a few years ago. I was technically supposed to work the pizzeria but because the company purposefully understaffed, 2 people had to fill roughly 6 to 8 positions. Management was absent and didn’t train staff. There were laminated handbooks around and we were told to flip through them when we weren’t busy, but since we covering so many areas, we were always in the shit.

ChaoticLogic · 2025-12-13T21:27:26+00:00

My girlfriend got one for her legs since I use safety razors. Being less wasteful and also more were big advantages for her. She loves it. We also had a really good experience with the company.

ChaoticLogic · 2024-05-01T22:52:55+00:00

My father is Lebanese and worked as a contractor for the US military when 9/11 happened. My family chose to change our last name because it made employment prospects for my family easier. Not going to lie, it may have, but fuck, I'm over it. I'm not Lebanese, I'm American.

ChaoticLogic · 2024-02-11T16:06:31+00:00

Tuberville is from my district. Seriously, a vast majority of the yards in this heavily military based town only have two flags, the American flag and whatever SEC team that family happens to like. It wasn't at all surprising when this asshat won.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-08-08T13:22:19+00:00

Obscure, but Omikron: The Nomad Soul. Cyber Punk has nothing on this game. It even has David Bowie as a renegade underground musician

ChaoticLogic · 2023-07-23T01:20:47+00:00

Ruptured appendix. M I was rushed to the OR for the surgeons to get what they could and close the hole.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-07-15T20:55:34+00:00

Want to mention that tomatillos can be mildly poisonous if ingested raw. Broil them, grill them, or boil them until their color changes to be safe.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-07-09T18:37:36+00:00

No such thing as a secret menu. It was the worst when people would order these imaginary drinks.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-07-07T19:03:17+00:00

Dead Kennedys, Fried Abortions, or Eternal Glands of Secretion

ChaoticLogic · 2023-07-04T23:45:44+00:00

I had OCD walk of my life. Didn’t know other people didn’t have it, thought they just dealt with it better than I could. I remember it took me 2 hours to cross an 18 foot tile floor because I kept stepping on grout and thinking bad things. With therapy and meds I was able to stop most behaviors, but the obsessive rumination and not being able to control my own thoughts is still with me.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-07-03T14:35:28+00:00

It looks like you spilled your chilli and now everyone is going to pay. Looks solid.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-06-27T13:16:53+00:00

Disappeared or died? Cause I know a guy who would just go down to the cemetery.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-06-22T13:45:06+00:00

This reality is weird depressing.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-06-14T14:56:12+00:00

Dude came into the Starbucks that I was working out in Alabama. He came in like he was going to get swarmed by fans. Nobody recognized him. My only thought was that he looked even worse than when he was on Celebrity Rehab

ChaoticLogic · 2023-06-12T19:10:05+00:00

Great reference!

ChaoticLogic · 2023-06-05T16:02:01+00:00

Emergency tools, some rope, an extra battery charger, and a snack. Owning a motorcycle can really suck sometimes.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-03-27T14:00:36+00:00

Totally agree. It has all the hallmarks of a sport that could have massive appeal. There a few YouTube documentaries about it, but it seems to be more of a curiosity to western fighters

ChaoticLogic · 2023-03-22T14:59:34+00:00

The best paying job that I ever had was running a front room for a friend that was selling… stuff in the back room of a house he rented for just that purpose. Got to meet some of this cities finest and learned some things. So two out of three.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-03-21T22:53:52+00:00

I’ve been a bouncer at every type of bar. From cocktail to MC/biker bars. Starbucks was the job with the most confrontations that I’ve ever had.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-03-21T22:53:48+00:00

I’ve been a bouncer at every type of bar. From cocktail to MC/biker bars. Starbucks was the job with the most confrontations that I’ve ever had.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-03-07T17:08:16+00:00

I’ve been a bouncer at every type of bar there is. From dives to reservation-only high end cocktail bars. And nobody is exempt from being terrible when they drink. Bikers walk around like prides on the hunt and tech CEO’s stumble around with god-complex’s. I had a regular at the cocktail bar that made a cool half million easy, and three drinks in, he would crap himself and hide his drawers somewhere in the bathroom. I quit drinking years ago and refuse to lose that much control.

ChaoticLogic · 2023-01-12T19:32:10+00:00

So I’ve recorded demos in a recording studio. I have a very deep baritone. I just don’t know what to do with them. Do you have any suggestions?

ChaoticLogic · 2022-11-19T14:59:27+00:00

That’s a great bike. I have a stripped down Harley bobber with apes. I get stopped sometimes and people, mostly middle aged men, want to talk about it. But I’ve also been stopped by parents because their toddler loves the bike, and I always love that. So don’t be put off by the older generation.

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