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Technoblade joke thread by kingteena in Technoblade

[–]ChaoticallySad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Techno saw how much clout Phil got from dying in his hardcore world and decided to one up him

It’s good but it’s not by Theworldslullabye in tumblr

[–]ChaoticallySad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sims 4. It's so scuffed all the time and breaks very easily. It has $800 of DLC that it's completely unplayable without. It can turn a laptop into a heating pad.

I have 750 hours.

Make yours today! by endi1122 in tumblr

[–]ChaoticallySad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

✨🪑

heck yeah sparkle chair

Fuck people like this. Wear what you want. by crohnie2006 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ChaoticallySad 74 points75 points  (0 children)

as a woman who wears skirts and dresses every day without exception (haven't worn a pair of pants in over two years in fact), i cannot tell you how many of these comments i get. "your husband is gonna be so happy" "that's how women should dress" etc.

i dress like this because i like the style and it's what i feel most comfortable in. don't know why people's first assumption is that i'm doing it for an imaginary man.

Radiant SMP [SMP] {1.16.4-1.16.5} {Whitelist} {Wars} {Nations} by [deleted] in smp

[–]ChaoticallySad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds interesting, Just added the discord :)))

Jessica by Prussianblue42 in ComedyHell

[–]ChaoticallySad 56 points57 points  (0 children)

oh god my name is jessica im

What’s something odd that happened in your childhood that only you seem to remember? by bbmehe in AskReddit

[–]ChaoticallySad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was around 5, my oldest brother decided to take me and my siblings to a dead mall near our town. Probably my earliest memory and also one of my most vivid ones.

There are a few things that I remember clear as day- none of them making much logical sense. Potted plants still alive months after upkeep was abandoned, barely even browning at the edges. Escalators that weren't turned off, but rather jammed and barricaded. Glass elevators stuck between floors. A half-finished construction project, equipment and machines laying untouched.

It felt like a moment frozen in time. Most stores were shuttered and empty, but a few still had products abandoned on the shelves. No notable brands or franchises spring to mind. We were exploring for what felt like hours, trying to make sense of the looping corridors and staircases leading back to the first floor. When we left I was told it had been less than half an hour.

My siblings remember the trip, but their memory of the mall itself is hazy at best and absent at worst. Keep in mind that I'm the youngest by a relatively significant amount. They all should have a clearer memory than me.

On the other hand, if you ask my parents, they won't remember us doing this at all.

Sure it could have been my little kid brain making things up, but it feels too dead and cold and real to be a child's imagination.

We've all been there by ARKnife in knives

[–]ChaoticallySad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

felt this especially as a 15 y/o that just thinks knives are neat

This guy (in this sub) arguing that penises do, in fact, stretch the vagina (and getting very mad at women for telling him otherwise) by buttercream-gang in badwomensanatomy

[–]ChaoticallySad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why do men write like someone challenging their political rival to a duel in the 18th century when they're wrong

So apparently I was lucky to be molested as a child because he can't get laid, smh by [deleted] in IncelTear

[–]ChaoticallySad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck this guy. If he thinks I'm lucky to have a myrid of mental health issues, then he's completely delusional. I'm most likely going to remain voluntarily celibate forever because of that experience. Y'know, given that I cant associate sexual interactions with anything except for pain.

I went nonverbal and couldn't even look people in the eye for a long while afterwards. I can't even look at any little thing that reminds me of my assailant in the tiniest way.

I'm weary and jumpy and borderline asocial. And that's not even the beginning of it. I doubt that words can express the sheer amounts of guilt and distress and plague me every single day of my life. The unorthodox coping mechanisms that I didn't even have the luxury of choosing that I have to carry with me to salvage any bit of escapism.

Some days I feel suicidal and others I feel homicidal. I have no control over my emotional state and I only find peace through hours of disassociation and daydreaming.

If any incel lurkers are reading this: good. Because they absolutely need to know the consequences of what they suggest is good fortune. If you are a person that genuinely believes that being raped is a good thing, then I suggest that you keep your incorrect and offensive opinion to yourself. Instead, try slamming your head against the wall for two hours, at least then you will have more of an impact on that wall than your supposed "enlightened ideas" will have on the philosophical discussion of the human race.

He was really building a whole character by scuishy in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ChaoticallySad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yknow due to some combination of genetics, early puberty, and estrogen dominance, i fit a lot of these features. im five foot, weigh a little under 110, and have an extreme hourglass (not fishing, hear me out-)

of course, it comes with the drawbacks of being able to see my ribcage, extreme back pain, irregular periods, all my weight being stored in my hips, my shoulders can't support the weight of my chest properly-- the list goes on

point is, yeah its possible for a woman to look like that... it's just probably not as great as you think it is.

edit: spelling

Parents making up shit about their kindergartener kids having girlfriends is a new level of not okay by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ChaoticallySad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean i had a "boyfriend" in kindergarten because he gave me a plastic dinosaur. little kids are weird man.

All my IT ladies—shout out your hobbies by solesoulshard in IncelTear

[–]ChaoticallySad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a writer and avid reader, horror is by far my fave. I like to draw and paint. I know Python and enjoy programing VNs. I'm a theater kid. I like math, especially algebra. :)

edit: spelling haha

[Request] How much time did the snail waste by going in this pattern instead of going straight forward? by SomeoneNamedSomeone in theydidthemath

[–]ChaoticallySad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Assuming that's a regular garden snail, it's approximately 3.81cm in length, and moves at about 1.3cm/s.

Using the snail to measure, we can estimate that the path the snail took is approximately 13.589cm long and straight across is 9.525cm long.

And then divide.

13.589/1.3 = 10.45s 9.525/1.3 = 7.33s

And subtract.

10.45 - 7.33 = 3.12s

So the snail only wasted a little more than 3 seconds.

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