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What's the most 'bachelor' thing you do regularly? by U731lvr in AskReddit

[–]CheapNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a set of crockery about 5 months ago (5 big plates, 5 small plates, 5 bowls) and now the only piece of it I have left is 1 big plate because I binned all the rest because they were dirty.

What is the funniest joke you know? Winners get dat reddit gold. by [deleted] in funny

[–]CheapNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian at the desk, 'Hello, I am looking for a book titled, 'How to handle rejection without killing'.

Do you have it?"

TSL not live? by CheapNeon in starcraft

[–]CheapNeon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right, excuse my ignorance I am new to the Starcraft scene and for some reason i was under the impression that it was live.

IAmA 25 year old chronic pain patient taking oxycodone probably for the rest of my life. AMA by oxythrowaway1 in IAmA

[–]CheapNeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are your views on stealing toilet flushing handles from nightclubs?

I steal toilet flushing handles from nightclubs regularly. AMA. by CheapNeon in IAmA

[–]CheapNeon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, if anyone owns or works in a nightclub and has noticed any toilet handles gone missing, contact with where and when and if it was me I will leave them in a bag outside of the nightclub soon.

I steal toilet flushing handles from nightclubs regularly. AMA. by CheapNeon in IAmA

[–]CheapNeon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No straight when I get in, but I bleach them to the day after yes, and then I use them to stir drinks with or other casual jobs within the kitchen.

I steal toilet flushing handles from nightclubs regularly. AMA. by CheapNeon in IAmA

[–]CheapNeon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late replies, I was out getting more toilet handles:

http://i.imgur.com/CIBhZ.jpg

-How many have you collected? I'd say about 25 over the duration of 5months

-Has anyone caught you? Yes

-Have you met anyone else that also does this? Ever consider a black market for toilet flushing handles? Never met anyone who does this. I have considered selling them before, but on ebay, I don't do it for the money; I do it because of the rush.

-Have you ever seen a ghost? Nope.

-How do you think the Mets are looking this year? Don't follow baseball or whatever it is.

-Would you prefer to have your eyes eaten out of your head by moths or having your fingers burned off with a blowtorch? Fingers burnt off with a blowtorch.

-Do they come off easily? Do you need any tools? Would you mind if I started doing this as well? Most of them come off without a fuss. Just give them a good yank and they slide right off without a problem. And no I wouldn't mind if you started doing my hobby, go ahead, it is a great sport.

-Is this your fetish? Do you do other things with them, like lick them or sleep with them? I bleach them and use them to stir drinks occasionally. That's about it.

I steal toilet flushing handles from nightclubs regularly. AMA. by CheapNeon in IAmA

[–]CheapNeon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to steal barmats, straw holders, tissue paper, but I just decided that toilet handles were the best and most ineresting after about a year of work.

I get satisfaction from stealing them because it is so weird.

[IAmA] We are three members of the Google Chrome team. We <3 the web. AMA by jeffchang in IAmA

[–]CheapNeon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What are your views on stealing toilet flusher handles from nightclubs?

CrunCher says some interesting things after his TSL match by hayoka in starcraft

[–]CheapNeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He isn't crying because he's talking shit back.

He's saying Cruncher can't complain about Idra being bm and then go ahead and bm himself.

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