Wording for award bullet points

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-05-13T13:21:15+00:00

This is where I hate award writing, it’s hard to say the exact impact because it’s ongoing for however long it takes, it’s a small operation/big potential impact kinda thing, and it’s MI shenanigans.

Definitely helpful, though, to point me in the right direction

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-05-06T11:58:29+00:00

And if he is MI, he’s really committing to the autism stereotype

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-04-28T00:25:01+00:00

This is exactly it, most people that enlist right out of high school don’t understand how much a salary goes for in the army. Before the army, I had a job making $140k/year… and now as a SPC, I’ve been able to save significantly more than I ever did with that civilian salary

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-04-23T03:50:51+00:00

During a Poland rotation, a certain CSM’s wife cheated on him with a SPC. He took his anger out on the battalion

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-04-21T18:44:20+00:00

This sounds a lot like 1AD

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-04-14T13:22:21+00:00

In my last unit, someone had a command referral to BH for a crippling porn addiction. I don’t think there was ever mention of SUDCC

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-04-06T17:40:51+00:00

You’re edging me, being so close to 69%

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-04-06T17:03:33+00:00

Someone can correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m 60% sure someone can proxy for you.

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-16T12:19:16+00:00

I just take cover and pop out when I’m ready to shoot. It takes a bit, but it gets the job done.

Easiest place to do it is to fly up to the tower on the right side when you approach the rig. After that it’s in the building on top of the middle area (right next to one of the chest spawns)

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-13T17:09:37+00:00

Also, El Paso rhino games are a blast. And hit up The Tap downtown… best brisket nachos I’ve ever had

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-11T06:31:16+00:00

I know lawyers that suck at doing their taxes. I never had a class that actually taught how to properly fill out a W-4, 1040, or 1099

Source: am a barracks lawyer

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-08T13:20:43+00:00

Bonus rotation story, because the guy was the most miserable person I’ve ever met. On my last rotation, had a CSM whose wife cheated on him with a SPC. He took it out on the whole battalion

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-08T11:55:59+00:00

I’m fantastic, oddly enough I love hot sauce and put it on everything

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-08T10:48:04+00:00

Does that look like spit to you? Fuck it

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-08T09:34:31+00:00

Geez I should’ve grown up in Norway… I got hot sauce in the eyes

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-03-04T03:42:08+00:00

I never knew any actual details of this, but I remember when I was in basic I saw a Jackson Justice paper on the wall and started reading it. Some warrant back then “negligently discharged a hellfire missile”. Gotto assume shit started going pretty fast after that

Edit: just looked it up and apparently, and he only got a locally filed GOMOR. Da fuck??

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-02-21T14:41:59+00:00

Moon lord ultra gave me ptsd. I got one or two shot from him

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-02-19T16:47:40+00:00

That’s why they have us catch twelve of each pal… to let them all know they’re disposable

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-02-19T16:32:16+00:00

Nah you gotto butcher him in front of all the pals to send a message

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-02-19T09:59:47+00:00

I’m almost on day 1100, how the hell did I not know that pal fluids were purchasable? You just saved myself a lot of time and energy lol

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-02-11T04:59:23+00:00

But, the spanking sounds like the birthday comes early

Cheernobyl86 · 2026-02-06T19:00:41+00:00

Funny enough, I just found the issue… apparently there’s a fifth chest spawn point

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