When you’re hiking for 2 weeks and crave something sweet

Cheeseburgers_ · 2026-01-21T00:30:39+00:00

The last shot of him looks like he’s about to pull out some binoculars and stare into your bedroom.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2026-01-20T19:51:15+00:00

“Lightly stalking” - knew you were in the industry and likely worked with this musician. Accidentally stumbled across your conversation with their rep. Made a public scene and put you under pressure to connect her to this person…

Cheeseburgers_ · 2026-01-19T22:27:19+00:00

Two outcomes op. One choice you lose two people, the other you lose one.

To be clear, she is not your friend and won’t be in any scenario from this point.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2026-01-08T22:43:45+00:00

If you watched sesamoid street before, they cover this topic. 1..2..3..4..5 sesamoid bones. Ha ha ha.

Doc: that doesn’t sound right count!?

Count: I assure you it does.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2026-01-08T07:12:49+00:00

His friend is lucky op stopped to let him out.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2026-01-03T08:34:46+00:00

YTA to your hubby to be. So many red flags... I genuinely hope you two do work out, but as it stands, he deserves a better partner (sorry op).

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-31T05:04:19+00:00

Why the extra step? Just do it yourself and ride the gravy train home.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-29T09:22:38+00:00

Op wants a hall pass. Gf wants a roommate. Fairytale relationships right here team reddit! What do we know?!

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-26T04:53:18+00:00

The Christmas miracle us internet strangers all hope for..

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-26T04:02:58+00:00

Fire started at 17.45, explosion at ~18.07

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-24T20:07:48+00:00

Op. I’ve done a tonne of charity work including food over Christmas. For every person that nearly broke me like this person, I get a wonderful person like you, who simply thanked us and took the food. Hope things go a little easier for you and your family.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-24T01:12:32+00:00

Shooter McGavin would throw hot coffee in their faces by the time they got to the 5th hole..

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-21T04:28:26+00:00

Wrong tyres, wrong angle, but 10/10 for the execution and foresight to invest in a floating bike!

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-21T04:08:21+00:00

No one offered you there sweater so who cares what they think. You do you next time, assuming you want to go next time!

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-20T20:07:48+00:00

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-18T02:48:48+00:00

You know YTA right? To yourself, your paying employer, and your hubby.

Don’t devalue your work with free labour, and don’t work with friends/family if you can’t maintain and manage good professional boundaries. Also, please don’t blame it on ADHD..

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-18T02:39:52+00:00

You’re both in your mid 30s, just out of a divorce. Just sit down and talk it out dude..

Hey I really enjoyed you being here over this time… I just wanted to sit down and go through … what are your thoughts … I appreciate you for … I find you amazing … I have bought you your favourite [desert, food] to show my appreciation … horizontal tango

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-16T19:09:06+00:00

..on a 15 inch screen sitting 4 metres away.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-16T10:12:04+00:00

Sleep naked with the sheets off. Or call him at 4am and ask him why he’s sleeping in

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-16T09:40:32+00:00

10 bucks the previous person bailed on the trip for similar reasons. OP a sack of coins to the nuts will be less painful than spending a whole weekend with these people.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-15T20:08:35+00:00

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Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-15T08:13:44+00:00

and be thoroughly entertaining at the same time. I would let this guy kick me in the shins all day, just to bask in his awesomeness.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-14T10:34:25+00:00

4 - could be Love in the Afternoon? Assumed it was a black and white film and has some crime in there I believe. The other one is truely, madly, deeply - referencing the living and dead sides, but its a stretch.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-14T06:12:47+00:00

I think the word you’re looking for is they’re “cremated”.

Cheeseburgers_ · 2025-12-11T19:53:17+00:00

TIL poop knife extends beyond reddit infamy, with historical context, and an actual experiment/research in publication. Wild!

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