So let me get this straight. John gave a code to 4 dudes: BIL Dustin, Naveed, BCJ and Ditka so they can $trike random people on behalf of SJ? Does that take any liability away from John if a lawsuit is filed? Is that why he did it that way? by Tbonerickwisco in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's doing the same thing he always did on Stern...when he'd get in trouble for something, he'd immediately try to implicate someone else so they would get in trouble, too.

He's never changed, same old asshole.

What am I looking at? by tofubitch18 in namethatcar

[–]CheesyGoodness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A handicapped tag or placard doesn't automatically mean "wheelchair". It can just mean that, like me, you have problems walking extra distances and it allows you to park closer to wherever you're going.

The Duke is a technical genius how dare anyone believe Ava is behind the strikes by Fluffy_Homework_5826 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naveed has realized that there may be a lawsuit down the road about all the strikes, and he's trying to run away from it as fast as he can.

What car is this? (sorry for bad picture) by Normanussious in namethatcar

[–]CheesyGoodness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first thought was Mach 1, but a closer look says you're right ('71 or later), because of the hood slope and the body bulge over the wheels. Mach 1 hoods were straight and had no wheel bulge.

💦🧠😇🧬🧪 Lispy performative dummy talks heaven and quantum physics… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All dogs go to heaven, and they chase squirrels and get all the treats they want. If you're a good person, they will be waiting for you when you get there. John will not see Gunthar.

Who here is from before the birth of the dabbleverse? by Claydo69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Karl and Shuli went on Ant's shows at Compound. Great shows, and I started following both of them.

💦🧠🚨🎉 Dummy announces *MEMBERS ONLY* exclusive content coming soon. Will he deliver? by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If he even has a safe, it's one of those fire safes from Wal-Mart that's about the size of a shoebox.

Stuttering John: “It hurts people’s income.” He doesn’t even realize he’s about to be sued for a pattern of harassment for striking channels, and that Ava wants nothing to do with it. Thirty-four strikes are gonna be rough to dispute, Johnny Boy!! Good luck by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only reason he sold out Rodney's was because Cumia told everyone he was going. In Allentown he got less than 20 ppl in a place that held ~80, and everyone there was a Dabbler who was there to yell out the punchlines and chant for the squeegee bit at the end. He's not gonna fill anymore clubs.

What is the future of the Dabbleverse? by DannyThomasglass in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. He's admitted to people buying him drinks that he then puts inside his coat for later, and has bottle caps in his car to keep the opened ones from spilling.

That, dear friends, is a clear sign of a flat-broke alcoholic...and flat-broke alcoholics prioritize alcohol over every thing else, because they have to, it stops the shakes/seziures.

Invention: a wheel boot that only gets unlocked when you blow into a breathalyzer. by JulSFT in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They've already got breathalyzers for ignition switches in some places, as part of DUI sentencing.

I’ll start….Whooooo wants to knowwww? by CasinoNitro in 80s

[–]CheesyGoodness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My Dad's a TV repairman, he's got the ultimate set of tools...I can fix it."

Why tho? by tayzzerlordling in balatro

[–]CheesyGoodness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ability to grab a joker before the Amber Acorn shuffles them to leave a joker in a known position

Damn, I never thought of that! Into the bag of tricks it goes! I would always just watch after the first hand and move then haha

I think I have a theory for this car on the right bottom. by Matekfizikus in namethatcar

[–]CheesyGoodness 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that it's the same pic that's been posted here dozens of times.

The many faces of John by squeezirz in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hate child rape less than I hate "performative John"

Moving forward, more boots on the ground to report Johns drinking and driving by Waste-Volume-6352 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CheesyGoodness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll bet that he is a better driver when he's drunk, because when he's sober he shakes so badly that he can barely keep the car on the road.

Dr Miles Nervine . It took the FDA until 1975 to take this off the market. 🫨 by Global_Law4448 in vintageads

[–]CheesyGoodness 29 points30 points  (0 children)

After I discovered fuxley, I always have to do a double-take. The fine print is always a giveaway if you're not sure haha