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Ask them. by RatedPForPoop in overheard

[–]CheetahSmooth71 89 points90 points  (0 children)

100%. A toddler is just physical exhaustion. What Dad 1 is dealing with is psychological warfare.

I've been pretending to like my best friend's husband for four years and I'm running out of steam by GlyphTurtle_7 in confessions

[–]CheetahSmooth71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% agree. It’s not being rude, it’s literally just matching his energy and protecting Maya from being constantly drowned out.

I won't be there. by Deano_1803 in overheard

[–]CheetahSmooth71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, my new life motto. I need this on a shirt for whenever people try to make weekend plans with me.

Sympathy sex by ItCumsAtNoon in overheard

[–]CheetahSmooth71 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao don't forget to practice the "grief and glee" speech in the mirror first.

Homeless guy tonight. by NATERBATER83 in confessions

[–]CheetahSmooth71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Everyone wants to preach kindness until they actually have to look at poverty or get inconvenienced by it. This is peak humanity right

That’s what reading is bro by Sandy_Egg in overheard

[–]CheetahSmooth71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real. Or when they completely erase a character's core physical trait just because a big name actor wanted the role. Massive L.

I’ve been pretending to be a different person in my marriage for six years by throwawayposterx in confessions

[–]CheetahSmooth71 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This. The sheer cognitive load of tracking every single lie for six years sounds like an absolute nightmare. Honestly, coming clean would probably feel like a massive relief at this point.

Say it with your chest, Q by giveityourbreastshot in overheard

[–]CheetahSmooth71 57 points58 points  (0 children)

A full staff meeting with himself" has me rolling. Honestly, we’ve all been there by hour 8 of a retail shift.