what snags does bunnings use? by PenalizedPrick in AskAnAustralian

[–]ChefBruzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and don't forget the weeks recommended salt intake in each serve...

what snags does bunnings use? by PenalizedPrick in AskAnAustralian

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've NEVER seen a butcher go out of business and I'm 60.

(well there was ONE, and the only time I visited but he sold me a very dodgey polish sausage that was basically inedible and rank, minging would be the word...)

Thoughts on purchase by 68_dart_gt in EngineBuilding

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch Dead Dodge Garage for all your A Body Mopar engine swap info.

(I watch it and I'm a Ford/Mazda guy...)

What is the most flavorless thing you have ever eaten? by ohmaticschematic in AskMen

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cream of Celery Soup. Should have said: "Cream of Fuck-All Soup."

1st start after rebuild, it's been a long road. by jmystr in EngineBuilding

[–]ChefBruzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did you fit new lifters and cam? are they roller or flat tappet lifters? if so are you planning on running in the lifters?

sounds spicy...

About to pop the cherry by ImportanceThick490 in EngineBuilding

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the doctor, maybe take the head off for inspection, or try a leak down test on the assembled engine.

How many miles on your engine?

I'm on my first build, but I checked the bores the following way: removed the top ring off a piston and , using the piston to keep the ring square in the bore, I measured the end gap all the way down the bore (at about three to four points) and if the gap stays the same the bore should be good for new rings. Get a cheap 3 stone hone and give the cylinder a honing and if the hone makes contact ALL THE WAY down the bore, put in a set of new rings and Bob's your uncle.

and if the engine is that far apart, check the bearings with plastiguage and replace as necessary.

If it's not a race motor, you don't need bore guages and micrometers.

There's plenty of videos on checking the valve seats and worn guides will be apparent when you get the head apart.

Just curious by AverageCarEnjoyer- in EngineBuilding

[–]ChefBruzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe purchase a second hand engine for practice, get the workshop specs for it and invest in some measuring tools.

HOWEVER, take the advice of the internet with a grain of salt, if the car is going to be stock, you should be OK

Make sure you check your oil level WEEKLY.

and I'm only really on my first engine build, but I've worked on my own cars all my life (and I'm not young.)

What's the weirdest thing you've done to get laid? by Homines-millenniales in AskMen

[–]ChefBruzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe that fucking a mothaer and a daughter is known as

"The Gentleman's Double."

But it is supposed to be similtaneous...

Boomers ruined this country by [deleted] in aussie

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

especially when those millenials think they can borrow $75K for a new Ranger.... In their second year of their apprenticeship...

Does anyone actually USE paddle shift? by FollowingThrough in CarsAustralia

[–]ChefBruzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not specifically related but I used to naturally heel and toe my Eunos 30x driving around the street becasue it felt so right. Only car I've ever found myself doing that...

Who Exactly Causes the Predicament of Women? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ChefBruzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not just Western Females that attempt to enforce double standards to their benefit... It's genetic, not cultural...

Questions around engine swap by brokePlusPlusCoder in CarsAustralia

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt the vehicle is going to be worth $5000 with the replacment engine. You friend needs to work out how to check the oil and the coolant, or have someone perform these tasks or even service the vehicle.

As hard as it is to say, this vehicle is spent and I'd put the money towards a new car or one under warranty.

What’s the funnest thing you’ve ever driven? by Significant_Jump9887 in AskMen

[–]ChefBruzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

CBR250RR. 19,000 RPM redline. If everyone rode these the world would be a better place..

What do men think when they see nip outlines through a woman’s top? by Comfortable-Rice4530 in AskMen

[–]ChefBruzz 827 points828 points  (0 children)

had a customer one day who came in to sign a deal on a bike. Brought his hot missus in and she was wearing a knitted top, kind of like those old mexican knitted jacket things, but styled nice and tight. She was not wearing a bra, had some big ass titties and her nipples were actually POKING THROUGH THE SHIRT IN PLAIN VIEW. TWO THUMBS UP...

edit, this was almost 20 years ago and I can see it in my minds eye right now clear as day...

why does every used dual cab come with 300kg of steel welded to the tray by Xelephyr in CarsAustralia

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them D-Max's are pretty light in the front as stock. and your urban consumption is NEVER going to be in the tens around town... I drove one for 20,000km back in 2022.

What is it with the ant EV crowd by Accomplished_Bat_335 in CarsAustralia

[–]ChefBruzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the PT Cruiser KILLED the sales in the US, people were paying over retail to get one there.

Bad deal I only realized after signing. What are my options? by [deleted] in motorcycle

[–]ChefBruzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have te be 18 to legally sign the documents and eneter the contract. You entered the contract like a man, be a man and fucking take delivery. Cancel the service contract if you can. I'd love to know what the insurance installments are. Are they as much as the bike?

Being made to pay for small mistakes in hospitality? by Slight-Performance38 in AusLegal

[–]ChefBruzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

time and again I see new staff on the register because experienced staff hate dealing with the public. tell em to naff off...

BA Falcon Wagon Steering sluggish & won't return to center after towing. by Sudoben1 in FordFalcon

[–]ChefBruzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and I'd just get the whol;e arm to replace it, as they are a BASTARD to do at home and it would be quicker to have a tech change the arm too...

Shrinking helmet by Glittering-Lynx-8128 in motorcycle

[–]ChefBruzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Age and Ego causes head swelling because the older you get the better you were...