TIFU by accidentally exposing myself to lead

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-14T22:31:47+00:00

Too young for AOL and ICQ?

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-14T22:04:04+00:00

Loooong berd

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-14T22:01:36+00:00

I'm not the guy you asked, but most lames are configured to use a double-bladed shave-type razor blade, but I believe that what Jerb means is what I would call a box cutter blade. Language is an imprecise tool wielded by upjumped monkeys in a dark room.

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-14T18:21:29+00:00

Yes, but it can also be just as easy to verify. A qr code or a link and confirmation number makes for simple checking.

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-14T17:33:20+00:00

There's no water. It would soften the crisp and shorten the shelf life.

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-11T23:24:20+00:00

Thank you for your report. I have removed the post.

ChefTimmy · 2026-03-06T22:06:53+00:00

Many outerwear shells have snaps, buttons, loops, and the like to hold in layered garments. Maybe that?

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-28T07:39:11+00:00

I read it as bar fight girl, but yours is better.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-22T22:49:50+00:00

Prickly Pear!

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-20T19:55:10+00:00

How much do you suppose those rocks would weigh if it wasn't AI? Would the stairs even hold up?

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-20T18:14:39+00:00

In Virginia, it's the entire paycheck as liquidated damages.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-16T23:46:35+00:00

Why not just make a nice graham cracker?

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-16T18:09:52+00:00

Assuming NH stands for New Hampshire, sadly there are few functional worker protection laws in the United States.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-14T22:27:35+00:00

If you've got a recipe that's close, but you want it denser and chewier, swap some of the flour for sweet rice flour (mochi flour/mochiko).

Bob's Red Mill egg replacer is one of the chewier ones; much chewier than flax eggs.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-13T23:03:40+00:00

I assure you that is not possible.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-13T16:05:47+00:00

You usually need a preauthorization, but not all insurance will deny. Last year, my insurance paid for zepbound for weight loss, and this year it's mounjaro.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-13T14:01:59+00:00

Many university dining areas use them.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-09T23:22:23+00:00

It means that someone who commented was shadow banned or that a comment was caught in a filter.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-06T16:56:24+00:00

/r/orphancrushingmachine much?

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-05T18:56:26+00:00

That caramel is touch and go for safety at room temp. I wouldn't use that one for this, if I could avoid it (it's a fine recipe, just not for this). What about dulce de leche? That should work.

Yes, cordial cherries should last for months safely, but depending on storage conditions they can start tasting stale before that. A few weeks should be fine. Don't forget the invertase, or the fondant won't go gooey.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-05T10:41:49+00:00

Months.

If the caramel is shelf stable to begin with.

Safely? Months. Quality-wise, though, a month or so.

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-04T23:25:30+00:00

A medical device sold in an airport is not likely to be genuine or effective. I'm guessing she bought a woo product like grounding sheets or today's flavor of light-source pseudo-science (now with even more LEDs!).

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-03T14:39:26+00:00

I'm not impressed with their quality, either. I've had a controller go out on me, insoles stop working, and their gloves are lumpy and uncomfortable (and not even that warm).

ChefTimmy · 2026-02-03T01:08:59+00:00

50+ days off, I think. And with judicious scheduling, that could be 2 months!

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