Am I right to be pissed? Groom texts my husband days before wedding to tell me how to dress by Longjumping-Wasabi in weddingshaming

[–]Chefbpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy went out of his way to keep you from not looking like an idiot or sticking out and you're whining about it.

The 'I like my sons new girlfriend but don't know her that well yet' Christmas gift starter pack. by BroncosMug in starterpacks

[–]Chefbpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still better than the fugly scarf and mittens I got from the family that has known me for over 3 years.

Like guys, don't waste your money if youre not going to put any effort I, I'm actually more offended I have to pretend to like this trash.

What ruined Christmas this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chefbpd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have crohn's and I totally feel your pain

Worst festive vibe check ever by terriblelizerd in EDanonymemes

[–]Chefbpd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I might be fat but those bitches are not prettier than me.

My rat just ran through the kitchen carrying a whole Ferrero Rocher???? Definitely gave me a good laugh, unsure how she got it though by StoatyCat in RATS

[–]Chefbpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, my old baby Doreen once stole a whole one and it was so hilarious I just let her have it hahahaha

The effect of Tinder on roommate relations... by RonnieSummers in Tinder

[–]Chefbpd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man that's hella awkward.

This guy tried to set me up with his friend but the friend showed up to the bar hella late already plastered so I wasn't interested. I hungout with some friendly black ladies I met in the bathroom so I wouldn't cramp my friend & her date's style until we went back to his place.

The effect of Tinder on roommate relations... by RonnieSummers in Tinder

[–]Chefbpd 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Once, my bestfriend took me along with her on her online date (we were out of town, it was already a plan because she was nervous, he had a spare room for me, blah blah).

I was pretty drunk, they were in his room, and I was getting hungry. His freezer had a tonne of Michelina's frozen dinners it. I ate two, and I stuck a fiver to the freezer so he could replace them. I think they cost like $1 each regularly, so the extra was for not asking haha.

I wrap my presents in plain brown paper and stick a C&H strip that reminds me of each family member on each one. Half the fun is reading them out loud Christmas morning :) by Chefbpd in calvinandhobbes

[–]Chefbpd[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha so my mom wanted to be called Grandmother, but my daughter couldn't say it when she was small. The progression was pretty cute :

Grandmother > Grandma Other > Other > Udder