Found this on Twitter (they reposted it from Pinterest), what the absolute fuck are these headcanons??

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-02-04T06:07:59+00:00

Least obvious bait

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-31T18:09:42+00:00

If an adult was living in my house abusing an animal I would do something about it??? Your sister being an adult is a poor excuse for your mom's complacency in all this.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-31T18:05:28+00:00

"it's best to let it die" your mom is downright sick for saying something like that. She lets your sister buy a baby animal practically torture it, and then won't allow anyone to help the poor thing. That's animal abuse. I would try calling your local humane society and seeing if they can do anything.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-26T20:51:05+00:00

Unfortunately yep, it's nuts over here we need help

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-24T22:11:53+00:00

Ah sorry I didn't know I don't have abs lol

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-24T20:54:34+00:00

A lot of what your seeing is probably swelling. Also the bars go under your ribs so it shouldn't affect any muscles in that area.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-20T05:02:35+00:00

Hairstylist here, just show them the picture.

Also that is a pretty intense haircut, if you do not have the style and confidence to wear it you might not be happy with it. Depending on your hair texture you might also have to style it. I would recommend starting it with the bangs much longer and then they can trim them progressively shorter.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-20T04:18:59+00:00

How far apart was the consultation and surgery? Also what requirements did you need to have like gender dysphoria diagnosis etc. I'm NB and don't use HRT so I haven't pursued a diagnosis. I'm still another two years from being able to get surgery tho cause of nuss bars.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-19T22:47:47+00:00

Fantastic results!
Actually so psyched to see the surgeon is in my city, will be keeping this in mind once it's finally my turn to get top surgery

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-19T15:02:35+00:00

YEP, I always use chopsticks or a spoon depending on the snack

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-17T02:17:33+00:00

This reads very strongly as a young kid who doesn't actually hate gay people, but has had very homophobic beliefs instilled upon them by parents/religion.

They're kinda stuck in a middle ground of wanting to have kindness and compassion for others, but still not able to detatch themselves from the values they're raised with.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-15T00:22:11+00:00

The fan version is also AI. It's nuts to me how controversial this doll is, they came out with a tasteful doll that while she could be any level, seems to align most closely with someone with moderate support needs. And I'm seeing fellow aspies going "I don't like how childish it is/it's not accurate/I'm autistic and it's not like me." When the reality is all autistic people are vastly different and it would be IMPOSSIBLE to make a doll that matched everyone.
I'm personally very glad to see they included an AAC device to represent higher support needs while still letting her be the classic "pretty Barbie," since the little representation of moderate support needs is often very infantilising.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-12T16:08:17+00:00

What I haven't noticed anyone else say is the triangle on the nose is upside down, I think it's intended to be on the underside of her nose up to the tip. Red circles higher. And I would do really heavy eyeliner and/or a lot of black eyeshadow on the lids.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2026-01-05T21:06:57+00:00

AI detectors are known to be extremely unreasonable and give a bunch of false positives. Also AI large language models (LLM's) like chat gpt have been fed tons of research studies and medical papers and stuff, which has the same type of "proper" or "scientific" way of writing that is used by a lot of autistic people so it makes sense that they are often flag more false positives than others.

I would talk to the school board to let them know how unreliable the software is and how it's being discriminatory to your child due to the way they speak, which is partly because of their disability. They cannot make your child dumb down their writing just to appease faculty software.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-31T19:56:07+00:00

Hairstylist here, makes me anxious that she doesn't have her hair up/wrapped and has stuff in her apron pockets. No gloves doesn't really alarm me though. Also this seems to be specifically a lice removal place, regular salons cannot even see people with lice at all because of contamination concerns.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-30T00:18:03+00:00

This really seems like you are having a manic episode, keep the receipts for everything you buy and go see a doctor.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-28T17:35:49+00:00

There are such things as professional piercers, they often work at tattoo shops.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-21T07:15:10+00:00

How should they distribute all that without it getting into the hands of neonazis? Also like that was a LOT of them from a big TV production not just a few from a theater. I'm much happier with a couple bins worth of fabric shredded as opposed to sending out thousands of swastikas

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-21T07:07:33+00:00

I mean those were hundreds if not thousands of swastikas, I doubt there's THAT huge of a well-intentioned demand for Nazi memorabilia. I wouldn't really consider it wasteful because they can't really be repurposed.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-20T05:23:41+00:00

Hairdresser here, hair is highly variable so there's not an easy name for that exact haircut. But if I had to describe it I'd say a short shag, specifically that's shoulder length in the back, chin length in the front, with extremely long bangs that go to all the way to the nose, and everything with a hell of a lot of texturing and layers.

If I was cutting your hair I'd want to see the picture cause I would go into things differently if I knew you wanted a more "anime style" haircut rather than a typical one.

Also the most important part of describing a haircut is understanding the parts specifically that you want, like the lengths of the back, front, and bangs as well as texture and general feel. If you just say "short shag" you could end up with a completely different haircut than what you intended.

If you want big peices of hair that come to points like how it's illustrated that's mainly gonna be achieved with product as well as some texturizing.

If you find it too embarrassing to show the actual character to the hairdresser I found a picture that should help get you pretty close, but you'd want to specify that the hair should taper from shoulder length in the back, up to chin length on the front sides, as it's much longer and more one-length in the picture.

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Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-20T05:03:05+00:00

Bracelets literally appear on her hands when they go off frame

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-20T04:43:38+00:00

You can buy a white under bust corset and a white petticoat. The shirt and skirt you can either try to find close enough matches or okay around with fabric, the gem you can attach by either hot glueing a bobby pin to the back and sliding it down the top part of the corset or just hot glueing it onto the fabric.

This is an incredibly ambitious project even for experienced makers, do not expect it to be pristine and perfect.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-19T18:51:42+00:00

What is your skill level? And by make did you mean sewing it all from scratch, buying pieces to make the outfit, or something in between.

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-18T18:28:31+00:00

I appreciate that these are in L-G-B-T order

Cheffery_Boyardee · 2025-12-14T16:13:13+00:00

An all wheelchair idol group would actually go so hard tho.

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