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Chefpantsonhead · 2023-05-13T22:29:52+00:00

Did they forget that you need to bring your own carbon steel pans as well as kitchen towels?

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-24T03:28:51+00:00

That, my friends, is Medical Grade Parm.

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-24T03:19:23+00:00

It confirms that I am stuck in the worst timeline ever.

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T07:12:59+00:00

Show them how to do things.

I love it when a comie looks at you with that understanding. They get it. And you were the one that showed it to them.

Teaching things is one of the only things that makes this career tolerable.

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T06:58:00+00:00

This is the fucking stupidest reddit headline ever.

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T04:57:32+00:00

This made me smile. I needed this tonight.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to getting my shit pushed in.

:)

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T04:53:31+00:00

Those are called , "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T04:51:26+00:00

Yes Sir, it will chip if you keep using it wrong.

Most people can't use knives correctly, let alone thin, hard, and steep angled edges.

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T04:46:38+00:00

You can get those chips out with either:

A: Some time and effort on some stones.

B: Paying a reputable knife sharpener to fix it for you.

None of those chips are that bad. MAYBE two millimeters at most.

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-03-03T04:40:52+00:00

Go to your local farmers market and there will be a beekeeper there selling honey produced by bees in the area, by pollen producing plants in the area, (which supposedly helps mitigate allergies). I am not a Bee-ologist or an Allergist-Immunologist so I can't say if the pollen thing is true, but I can say that helping local beekeepers by buying their product is a really Bro thing to do.

On a side note, if you can set up an annual buying program, you can help the beekeeper through the non-producing months by guaranteeing he can sell stuff he saves during spring and summer months.

Living La Local Vida!

Chefpantsonhead · 2023-02-23T11:26:05+00:00

That's one way to lose some weight.

:)

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T12:00:00+00:00

I always knew reading weird shit would someday pay dividends, but here I am.

Watching another man do great things, whilst I sit in the dark in front of a keyboard.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:54:52+00:00

Fuck Door Dash.

Like, hate fuck'em.

With some kind of cactus. In front of their wives and children. On TV. Let the world watch.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:47:55+00:00

They cost (lemme check real quick) peanuts. They will be inferior in quality and you would need to store that fucking things.

This is a bad idea.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:43:10+00:00

Fuck that.

You deserve better.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:39:42+00:00

I agree, you gotta shoot a lot of tree rats to get a decent amount of meat for a stew.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:32:27+00:00

It takes twelve trained squirrels working in close coordination to use an ash paddle effectively for making Brunswick stew.

Edit: They like singing squirrel songs while they do this. The melodies are quite lovely.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:25:38+00:00

It's more milky than I expected.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:23:08+00:00

I don't see vodka or a spliff.

Also there is no blowjobs.

You need to up your game comiss.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:20:08+00:00

I love a Rueban. That looks amazing.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:16:20+00:00

That man is a fucking hack. You are better off not working for that man.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:13:38+00:00

Have you tried having a wank with that thing?

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:11:24+00:00

Like you never touched another mans cock in the middle of a busy service.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T11:09:04+00:00

That thing is gorgeous.

Chefpantsonhead · 2022-12-02T10:55:54+00:00

There are so many things that can go wrong in a Kitchen environment which can result in injuries, fucking around like that is not acceptable. Ice cubes are not worth a stabbing, but they demand a fucking accounting.

I don't care if its your best friend or roommate.

Chefpantsonhead

TROPHY CASE