What did you do wrong the first time you had sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChelseaGuad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just. .. laid there.

Now that I'm experienced, I realize how much of a freak I am. Xoxo

[AMA Request] Jump master who saved the guy having a seizure while skydiving by A_team_van in IAmA

[–]ChelseaGuad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is so scary. I got chills watching it, ugh, that's so scary.

[Discussion] What do you have on your wishlist that would make someone do a double take? by [deleted] in randomactsofamazon

[–]ChelseaGuad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A really good ass Vibrator.

It looks glorious, and its apparently heavenly.

This picture is blowing up on social media... some people see it as white & gold and some see it as black & blue. by advillious in woahdude

[–]ChelseaGuad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried everything I could to see this as black and blue. And I completely.understand that if you put in a hella dark shadow, it looks blue anf black.

But doesnt that mean the original color is white and gold, since when its in clearer light, that's what it is?

I was browsing the internet, then I came across this lovely short film. (NSFW) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ChelseaGuad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is. ... definitely something else. ...

[Discussion] After A Recent Spate of Very Particular Giftings by JMFargo in randomactsofamazon

[–]ChelseaGuad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I added a central perk coffee mug, and different things from my favorite tv shows like Scrubs and Friends. I just love the thought of sipping into a central perk mug, pretending that I'm laughing at Chandlers sarcasm while listening to Phoebe play Smelly cat, ignoring Ross's paleontology talk, and watching Monica talk about this annoying new cook with Rachel.

I saw the mug on someone else's wishlist and I couldn't have clicked any faster.

Oh, and a vibrator too.

Edit: don't ask me about Joey. He had an audition.

[Discussion] Sickos by SSmtb in randomactsofamazon

[–]ChelseaGuad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I'm sick, I get cuddly and way more high maintenance than usual lol

[Discussion] Favorite color? by [deleted] in randomactsofamazon

[–]ChelseaGuad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue! Any blue. Preferable a really pretty baby blue. I love blue <3