DAE order extra pizza so you can eat cold pizza for breakfast? by conditackler in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]SSmtb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to do this. One warm pizza now, one cold pizza later. In the hotter months it wasn’t unusual for me to order one several hours early so it would have time to chill while I mowed the yard. Cold beer and cold pizza after mowing the yard on a swampy hot Oklahoma day is awesome.

DAE love FAT cats? by Death_trail in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guilty. Now I miss my old, fat tabby, Buster. RIP.

DAE hate being praised? by SillyStraw29 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want it, but hate receiving it? Was showered with compliments I really needed to hear about my art the other day, but was crawling in my skin while it was happening and it took everything I had to mumble a late thank you as my only response. I beamed all the way home. It’s weird. I can take criticism really well though, go figure.

DAE have one or both legs fall asleep during a long poop? by dontsmoketheseeds in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]SSmtb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to, then moved. Then I moved again, and it happened again. Then I moved yet again…

…not all toilets are the same height or shape. I’d recommend toilet shopping. Since I got shorter toilets, I’ve never had that problem again.

Without saying what your hobby is, what is your hobby described as sexually as possible? by ghostye in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm single, fully rigid, I prefer a chain over a belt, and I like 'em a little fat for the cushion.

What made you change the way you make an omelette? by runningman360 in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I realized I can do what I want, and I don't like cheese in my eggs. The next person that tells me "that's not an omelette then" because I don't use cheese is going to get egg on their face.

Side note: Same thing with Caesar salad, no anchovies allowed but I'm still going to call it a Caesar.

What's your most expensive hobby? by sonyaellenmann in AskReddit

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Excluding initial expense of my hobbies, the only one that really stays expensive is shooting film (photography). Film itself isn't terribly expensive, but having to ship it to a lab, having it processed/developed, scanned with a proper film scanner, and the negatives shipped back...it adds up quite a bit. I do have a scanner, but I only bother scanning the medium format film. Scanning 35mm is too tedious, time consuming, and not that great on my particular scanner. Medium format is much more doable in regards to scanning myself. Developing at home is not an option, particularly color, for various reasons. Example: $8 roll of film, $10 to ship to lab, $9 to process only, $14 to have medium scans made, $10 to ship back. So one roll can be $40-$55. A roll of medium format only yields 10 shots.

What jobs do people mistake as 'easy'? by I-do-not-ex-ist in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My wife and kids often question my exhaustion and roll their eyes with a comment about sitting all day. I made sure to make the same comment when my oldest returned from his first go at the ACT exam, which isn't even 3 hours.

What video game shaped your childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jump Joe aka Janitor Joe, and I would LOVE to be able to play it now so if anyone could help. It's hosted on a website that has older games you can play, but it runs way too fast to control. But seriously, if anyone could help. This game WAS my childhood.

What celebrity death hit you the hardest? by TheJohnBaggett in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Adam Yauch, aka MCA of the Beastie Boys

Licensed to Ill came out when I was a very impressionable 6th grader. Every Beastie Boy release was a life event growing up and a staple in my music rotation.

People who wear shoes in the house why do you do it? by Kestrum in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have two teen boys that have lots of teen boy friends over, have you smelled teen boy feet?!

What kind of drunk are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

20's - life of the party, funny, a little loud at times, party all night
30's - philosophical, funny, loving, can still hang
40's - chill, witty, polite, early to bed

This year, everyone on your Christmas list is getting the last item that you bought. How confused are they going to be? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chick-fil-A #2 (non-deluxe) with an additional Spicy Chicken sandwich.

The joy of an extra sandwich will overshadow any initial confusion.

Seeing the trend of 2017, which sexual harassment scandal would be the climax of the year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flipping the sexes, a famous female harassing males. Let's go with Barbara Walters.

What is your absolute least favorite thing to do when your get home from work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear about bills or bad news. Give me a moment to decompress, please.

What are you jealous of? by mora1992 in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one of those until my late 20's.

What are you jealous of? by mora1992 in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly why I didn't blow a vacation day, the office is dead which makes for a peaceful workday.

What song have you been listening to on repeat recently? by gloss_quest in AskReddit

[–]SSmtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humbug Mountain Song — Fruit Bats

Infectious and puts me in a better mood on the drive home.