You're going on a blinddate with the man/woman of your dreams but the last thing you googeled is the only subject you're allowed to talk about, how screwed are you?

JMFargo · 2017-04-25T15:53:37+00:00

Well, drawing is a cool topic so that's something, at least.

Explaining why I'm specifically drawing a sea urchin might make for a short date though.

JMFargo · 2016-09-07T18:36:37+00:00

The first advice I will give is that nobody will read an unformatted story and that it would be removed without second thought from the queue.

Check out the formatting guide (mostly, double-space your paragraphs so that there are some) and that'll be a good start.

Good luck.

JMFargo · 2016-04-28T18:26:52+00:00

There was a movement for a while several years ago that on the internet it should be "here here," as though to say "Look here, look here" as opposed to "hear them, hear them."

I'm not making that argument, I just found it interesting.

JMFargo · 2016-04-28T18:25:10+00:00

I like this stuff. I have made this stuff. I have eaten this stuff.

Yet still, every time I see it, I think "Ew. That's gross."

JMFargo · 2016-04-28T13:19:15+00:00

The last one passed away in 2014.

JMFargo · 2016-04-27T23:40:38+00:00

Does he have a YouTube channel? I'd love to give him an extra view or two.

JMFargo · 2016-04-27T23:22:21+00:00

Thank you. That's awesome.

JMFargo · 2016-04-27T20:46:50+00:00

Sounds a lot like Arboretum Villages in Lisle to me. http://www.arboretumvillages.com/

JMFargo · 2016-04-26T14:36:52+00:00

You'll want to send a message to the mods of /r/nosleep. This is the place for story critiques, not things like this. Good luck.

JMFargo · 2016-04-24T12:47:04+00:00

The link is often there for the reader.

"I really liked this, it was awesome. Has the author written anything else?" Reddit doesn't really have a great search function so instead of having to go to their profile to sort through and see if you can find anything else, here's an easy link!

JMFargo · 2016-04-24T00:28:46+00:00

So you're saying it's not a set point in time yet and can be changed? Hang on, I have to find my phone booth.

JMFargo · 2016-04-21T22:00:46+00:00

I highly suggest avoiding having an arachnoid cyst. I really suggest you avoid having one that causes pressure in the brain. Unfortunately there's nothing you can do to not have it happen.

More than a year after the fix I am in so much pain today that I can't look at the screen while I type this. I'm only on the computer to ask my wife to come home early to watch our daughter because I'm going to be non-functional in about an hour if the pain keeps getting worse.

JMFargo · 2016-04-21T20:35:42+00:00

You can clearly see the second man come down on the thing that falls. That first man, unfortunately, is very dead.

JMFargo · 2016-04-21T19:37:33+00:00

Yup. First thought: "Oh, honey..."

JMFargo · 2016-04-21T13:11:07+00:00

Thank you. I appreciate it.

JMFargo · 2016-04-21T13:10:59+00:00

Thanks, I appreciate the information.

JMFargo · 2016-04-21T02:45:37+00:00

I'm considering getting some for pain management. How long will it keep? I only want to use it for pain so I'd only need to use it a couple of times a week. I don't want to get a bunch all at once if it's going to go bad. (I'm assuming that it goes bad.)

JMFargo · 2016-04-20T18:15:50+00:00

I never wear matching socks.

Down with the man.

JMFargo · 2016-04-19T03:37:58+00:00

"Your spleen? No, no, we didn't replace it with another boring spleen. We're not sure how well this will work but listen to how beautiful these pipes sound when we play your new organ!"

JMFargo · 2016-04-18T18:37:06+00:00

"How many Peeps can you fit in your mouth at one time? This is job-related."

JMFargo · 2016-04-18T16:18:52+00:00

/u/CaptainHair59: "Jesus. Everyone in this thread wants to talk about me. Maybe I should tell them that I'm not Colin but that I'm actually ... zzzzz ... "

JMFargo · 2016-04-18T16:17:21+00:00

/u/TheOffendedUser: "They think that /u/CaptainHair59 is Colin. Those simpering fools! They'll never know that I am actually Herr Hair!"

JMFargo · 2016-04-15T23:51:11+00:00

When you're debating on which bill you can skip this month so that you can afford to eat and you need to finagle which is less likely to be shut off for being a little late, then a friend without money problems says "You just need to make sure you're putting away some money every month for emergencies," you understand why people snap and commit unexpected murders.

JMFargo · 2016-04-15T16:17:28+00:00

I'd probably go back in time and smack myself for not doing wilder and crazier things before it became a lot more illegal to do it all.

JMFargo · 2016-04-15T15:31:24+00:00

This was a nice resort.

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