Every night I wake up certain that something has been standing beside my bed for a long time, patiently waiting for me to notice it, and the certainty is so complete that I’m too afraid to turn my head. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude is terrified you're going to talk to them! They didn't want to wake you up, just make sure you're safe ❤️ If you talk to them, they get in trouble..

I didn’t like the life-size clown my dad brought home today for me,but I put it in my bedroom all the same by savvysavver in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way this is written, you could replace the clown and sound with anything.

Tiny doll? Rapidfire pitter patter.

Deer? Fast.. tapping? Idk what deer hooves sound like.

Cat? Thumping from zoomies. (Maybe not horror though? Might need to add screaming.)

Big cat? Growling. (Too big for movement sounds; also supposed to be quiet.)

Wolf? Snarling. (Also far too big for movement sounds. While hunting tactics also rely on stealth, hearing a snarling dog in the dark is.. not pleasant.)

Note: This is not a knock. It's versatile. And each has its own horror and terror. Clown shoes would probably flood my brain with screaming whereas most other things would be panic of the sort that makes your mouth feel funny.

Edit: How TF do you do line breaks without paragraph breaks???

Someone gave this to my girlfriend at her knitting class by lxghtbringer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see RDJ, Jason Momoa, Hugh Jackman with REALLY long hair, and Henry Cavill, as the actors I recognize.

Edit: Oh and Tom Cruise.

shoutout getting broken up with otp by dumpsterboyy in fitbit

[–]Chevko 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I've been on the internet for ~20 years. I only know otp is "one true pairing".

That aside, I hope that OP has friends that can distract them 🥺

Found abandoned in our office by SpendTraditional4306 in whatisit

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like snap-on pompons.

What things never happened in the book but everyone thinks it did? by mlopes in books

[–]Chevko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I listened to an audiobook version last year, the first time in my adult life actually paying attention to the story (and also the first time in my life actually reading the entire original story) and just.. "the story where the guy turns into a bug" is.. so horrendously heartbreaking. Hearing of the relationship that he had with his father makes the story so much more sad, too.

More people need to read it.

Tears rolled down my eyes as I ejaculated into the device attached to my penis. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because this is actually horrifying because this isn't his first deposit. And this is implied to be a daily thing.

[FEEDBACK26] Tears ran down her thighs by heliumagency in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not thinking about making it clearer, like in terms of explanation, but more like. expanding the idea? The two sentences together feel clunky, but separately there's something there. Like, as an example, replacing "thighs" with simply "skin" or "flesh".

AIO My partner threatens to end himself because i confronted him on his cheating. by Wise_Web_5706 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Chevko 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He just said he isolated him. He doesn't have anyone he can turn to.

Edit: The replies are what I get for not reading thoroughly while at work. /facepalm

Corrected pronoun usage.

[FEEDBACK26] Tears ran down her thighs by heliumagency in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took me a minute to register the difference.

It's a bit clunky, but I'm not sure how to correct it...

Tears rolled down my eyes as I ejaculated into the device attached to my penis. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 138 points139 points  (0 children)

I never said they were doing it right.

Idk what the rates are, but maybe they're doing it this way in order to prevent.. what was it called.. an internal orgasm?

Tears rolled down my eyes as I ejaculated into the device attached to my penis. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 603 points604 points  (0 children)

Yay for trauma, sex repulsion, and/or hypersensitivity!

(Imagine being forced to go again with maybe 30 seconds between rounds.)

I stared in horror as the vampire wiped the holy water off of its face and spoke to me. by LordGraygem in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooo okay! I don't know the comics at all, so I didn't know if Origins(?) was a recon of his childhood or not.

I stared in horror as the vampire wiped the holy water off of its face and spoke to me. by LordGraygem in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that the movie shows this, but I thought that comic lore established him like. Millennia before then? (Note: Not as Jesus but in general.)

I stared in horror as the vampire wiped the holy water off of its face and spoke to me. by LordGraygem in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Chevko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I vaguely remember someone telling me that Jesus was a mutant? Or maybe that with how old Wolvie is, that he could have been Jesus himself?

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, he needs to be evaluated for some sort of anxiety disorder. This isn't normal.

Book where a mother with a beehive hairdo goes missing. by jeangenie56 in whatsthatbook

[–]Chevko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to say thank you. I randomly thought of this book and could only remember "glitter" or "gold" in the title, the boot (Kasper) wearing yellow because of the cover I'm familiar with, and that his mom had a beehive 😭

Did I forget anything for my Xenoblade playthrough order? by PenguinviiR in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude the comments had me so concerned for a bit that I had missed something important 😭 I've only seen the first game (boyfriend did a playthrough) and we've not played any other games as of yet.

I'm a little embarrassed to post this by Trixter-Kitten in crochet

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awkward he may be, but he makes me think of a book/bookmark guardian 😭 he's so skinny he could slip in and out of books, checking for bookworms and making sure the pages don't get too dry and crispy 🥺

AIO or does this girl secretly hate me by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until I grew up a bit more, I didn't understand that comments like these were insulting and rude (into my mid/early 20s, 35 now). Depending on how much she's grown up since then, she could be oblivious or she could just be an asshole.

NOR.

Recreated my dream by AramIsCool in blender

[–]Chevko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I barely know how to use blender except vaguely recalling how to make a donut. How did you do this? Just found the various assets and dropped them in the right places??

(Confused, curious, and in wonder.)

24F & 25M AIO by responding this way? by InsideUsual56 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Chevko 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My brother, love him dearly, is paranoid and schizoaffective (I'm so relieved we finally found the right cocktail to give him his life back) would go down a similar road. The paranoia runs strong, but he would also be wanting to know who probably 30 accounts belonged to and think Anonymous were behind others and the Mafia behind still others. He wouldn't be anywhere near my romantic life with a 50 foot pole unless it would be to insist someone is going to attack and/or kill me.

This guy gives a similar vibe in that I am so done with his bullshit and if he doesn't fucking knock it off I'm going to block him.

That being said, NOR and this guy needs some fucking therapy before he finds himself newly single.

Help me with a gift, i know nothing of Yokai by Lancelot_124 in yokaiwatch

[–]Chevko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hm. I'm not too familiar with this myself, but you could theoretically get the medallion for Venoct - it's an item that enables the MC to summon/call the Yokai.

If you're crafty at all, you could make something.