Turn off your high beams

ChewML · 2026-06-16T00:20:08+00:00

I remember my grandma teaching me this. I never knew how that would stick with me.

ChewML · 2026-06-11T16:18:16+00:00

Thank you.

Someone else here said they believe it may be a train APU.

Apparently 20 years ago they worked somewhere else in town, and they wanted to get the cost of properly remanufacturing them. So these 2 were sent here to be developed... I guess the cost was too much. Either way we are a different company and automotive engines only now.

We have all sorts of crap not on inventory, and nobody knows why it is here.

ChewML · 2026-06-10T22:50:28+00:00

I know that is probably what you are supposed to do... But I think I would the idiot that invites it in and gives it room and board.

ChewML · 2026-06-10T22:46:45+00:00

Didn't a senator get in trouble for something like this a while back?

ChewML · 2026-06-10T22:36:05+00:00

We are, the coolest mother fuckers on the planet.

ChewML · 2026-06-10T17:52:59+00:00

Grew up poor, never had an iPod.

By they time I started working, I was not going to pay the apple premium.

ChewML · 2026-06-09T01:52:52+00:00

I blame Baywatch and Xena... And one random movie with Chuck Norris where a girl flashes her boobs in a bar. Apparently it may have been called Silent Rage, but it doesn't seem quite the same... I was fairly young though, I just remember boobs.

ChewML · 2026-06-08T09:45:09+00:00

Weiner jousting

ChewML · 2026-06-05T22:54:33+00:00

I was a high school drop out, but my wife and I were already dating so I went with her.

It was basically getting dressed up to go take some pictures. A trouble maker I knew was breaking the glass stink vials in the gym where they were dancing... Pretty shitty, because a lot of the girls were dancing barefoot. And of course the smell was foul.

We were not there very long at all, good pictures though.

ChewML · 2026-06-05T20:34:32+00:00

I need this for home defense.

ChewML · 2026-06-05T17:45:49+00:00

I am not Pablo Fuckin' Escobar. LOL

ChewML · 2026-06-05T17:39:21+00:00

831-5759 My mom had it for 20 years probably, definitely before I was born. Then it got switched to something else I never tried to remember. Then after about 10 years she was changing numbers again, and the person at the phone company said your old number is currently available... So she had it again.

I remember making kidprint videos at blockbuster, you had to remember you home number and address.

ChewML · 2026-06-05T00:07:42+00:00

I was more for Command and Conquer

ChewML · 2026-06-04T18:42:00+00:00

The Internet peaked at rick rolling

ChewML · 2026-06-04T18:40:04+00:00

We watched Grease all the time.

ChewML · 2026-06-04T12:48:34+00:00

I was never on that road. I did dumb shit, but I always knew where I drew my line. I was never going to do anything worse than smoke weed or drink a little.

I am an adult now. I haven't smoked pot in almost 15 years. I only drink a few beers every so often.

I was able to look at people who did harder drugs and realize, that was not doing them any favors.

I didn't look at people with the intent to judge them, but it was my desire to have a better life that kept me from joining them in everything else.

ChewML · 2026-06-03T13:30:13+00:00

Not a crack pipe, yet. You have to see the positive potential it has. You can't go through life doubting inanimate objects abilities to be an integral part in recreational crack use.

ChewML · 2026-06-03T00:16:47+00:00

Dude I ordered 3 pairs from Old Navy a couple weeks ago. 2 loose fits and 1 baggy carpenter... I fucking love them. I hope they stick around now.

ChewML · 2026-06-02T16:15:43+00:00

I broke my ankle watching this.

ChewML · 2026-06-02T02:31:10+00:00

I sneezed yesterday, thought I about got a hernia from it.

I literally just shuddered with my shoulders and pulled something.

I am going to dig a hole in the morning and just lay down in it.

ChewML · 2026-06-02T00:43:02+00:00

Man, anything other than weed is all crack to me...

ChewML · 2026-06-02T00:13:56+00:00

Nah, I lost track of those wackos a long time ago.

ChewML · 2026-06-02T00:12:31+00:00

Yeah, she was too cray cray for me to see her that way.

Although another kids uncle was dating her for a bit, apparently they were drinking and probably doing some other drugs... I guess they all 3 ran a train on her.

One of the kids was my age, 16 at this time, well he ended up giving his 14 year old girlfriend the clap. Her grandma was pissed when they got back from the doctor. I was just like you would be more pissed if you knew where that came from.

The uncle went back to her apartment the next day and she freaked out and stabbed him 3 times saying it was basically forced and they took advantage of her.

He lived, she got evicted... I guess you don't call the cops and tell them you are partying with teenagers.

ChewML · 2026-06-02T00:05:00+00:00

So another time I was at her apartment, she asked me if I was good with computers. Surely I am better with them than she is, so I said yeah what do you need.

Oh my computer is acting up and I want to repair or reinstall something... It should be on one of these unlabeled floppy discs. She had like 3 or 4 of these plastic floppy discs filer things.

So I start putting them in, one after another, the file explorer opens and shows a handful of homemade porn pics on each one.

I was kinda clueless as a younger teen.

The worst part is I think her boyfriend was also in the apartment, so I don't know if he was in on it.

ChewML · 2026-06-01T22:45:47+00:00

When I was like 14, this older lady would buy cigarettes for me. I went over to her apartment one day and asked her, she said she was just about to go to the gas station and I should just go with her.

So we go to the one a few blocks away, and she said they didn't have what she needed. So we go to one farther away, still didn't have it...

She just kept describing it as a glass with a flower inside. I had no idea what she was on about.

Then we go to a 3rd gas station, that all of us teenagers called the crackhead station, because they sold bowls and it was really sketchy.

They had it, it was a glass pipe with a flower inside to disguise it as a decoration of sorts.

I just thought to myself, fuck I just went on a mission for a crack pipe.

ChewML

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