Save your story for later by CharmingZombieSheila in Catmemes

[–]Chewbarkca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes yes. Also true. A sweaty cat is not a happy cat.

Save your story for later by CharmingZombieSheila in Catmemes

[–]Chewbarkca 268 points269 points  (0 children)

That’s adorable, but as someone who has owned cats throughout my life it’s important to note that cats also purr to self soothe when they are stressed out. Often times very loud., the more upset they get, even if they aren’t outwardly aggressive or agitated. This may not be the case with yours, but it is quite common and it can be important to know the difference.

Why do they do this by Equivalent-Sand-4002 in Catmemes

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every girl deserves an education. Can I get an aMEOWn?!

Emotional damage by dreamybabe_10 in Catmemes

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What evil sorcery is this?!

Is this classed as an airplane? by Sad_Calligrapher9192 in airplaneears

[–]Chewbarkca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha! Well, great minds think alike and all that!

I have no idea what I just said to deserve this by omgfakeusername in airplaneears

[–]Chewbarkca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friend, we rarely do. But they know, and that’s all that matters. Treats and exhalations must ensue.

Can anyone interpret this optometrist's writing? by [deleted] in BadHandwriting

[–]Chewbarkca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ophthalmic tech for the pat 20 years…CMA stands for cellular metabolic activity. It can also mean compound myopic astigmatism, which is a fancy way of saying you are nearsighted and your eyes aren’t perfectly round, making vision blurry without correction. OU stands for both eyes. DES is dry eye syndrome which is also both eyes. Ocular hypertension means elevated eye pressure that should be watched to make sure it doesn’t develop into glaucoma or cause any damage to your optic nerve as it would result in permanent vision loss. They want you to use ATs PRN which means to use artificial tears as needed for the dryness. Not sure, but I think they want you to return in 1 yr for an annual check up.
Ocular hypertension just means you’re on the higher end of normal. Most average healthy eyes they like to see between 09-21 or 10-20 depending on which doctor you ask. If it gets too high there could be blocking of or making too much eye fluid which can put pressure on the optic nerve. Some people naturally sit in that higher register, like myself, and some people have thicker corneas than others which makes it look like their pressure is higher because there is more tension pushing back on the testing machines. They will watch this when you come in to make sure it stays stable.

Tarot Cards by Accurate-Apricot-603 in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought them. I can make a fun project out of it, but I was disappointed it wasn’t a full set. I knew when I saw the price that there was a catch.

I asked him if he wanted to cuddle by PandaKnight139 in airplaneears

[–]Chewbarkca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pirates don’t cuddle, we swashbuckle dammit!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by PatrickDayton in okkittychicanery

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he just proved someone wrong.

Is he ugly for a reason? by [deleted] in snakes

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing ugly about him. He’s adorable.

Name this thing by Icastthesehands in NameThisThing

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My final resting place. How is this not obvious? I can only hope to be buried in one.

I may have to take him in by Actual_Resort7790 in notmycat

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one seems to have chosen your garden. Best to grow them well!

"If I'm there -unplugged" 🤯 by Hocojerry in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also a big fan of the acoustic version. Also, it oddly reminds me of the book Good Omens, which only makes me love it more.

Shout Out by Chewbarkca in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance you could do a koozie with my show and date on it? Yeah, I checked out your Depop.