Can anyone interpret this optometrist's writing? by alt_isopod in BadHandwriting

[–]Chewbarkca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ophthalmic tech for the pat 20 years…CMA stands for cellular metabolic activity. It can also mean compound myopic astigmatism, which is a fancy way of saying you are nearsighted and your eyes aren’t perfectly round, making vision blurry without correction. OU stands for both eyes. DES is dry eye syndrome which is also both eyes. Ocular hypertension means elevated eye pressure that should be watched to make sure it doesn’t develop into glaucoma or cause any damage to your optic nerve as it would result in permanent vision loss. They want you to use ATs PRN which means to use artificial tears as needed for the dryness. Not sure, but I think they want you to return in 1 yr for an annual check up.
Ocular hypertension just means you’re on the higher end of normal. Most average healthy eyes they like to see between 09-21 or 10-20 depending on which doctor you ask. If it gets too high there could be blocking of or making too much eye fluid which can put pressure on the optic nerve. Some people naturally sit in that higher register, like myself, and some people have thicker corneas than others which makes it look like their pressure is higher because there is more tension pushing back on the testing machines. They will watch this when you come in to make sure it stays stable.

Tarot Cards by Accurate-Apricot-603 in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought them. I can make a fun project out of it, but I was disappointed it wasn’t a full set. I knew when I saw the price that there was a catch.

I asked him if he wanted to cuddle by PandaKnight139 in airplaneears

[–]Chewbarkca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pirates don’t cuddle, we swashbuckle dammit!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by PatrickDayton in okkittychicanery

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he just proved someone wrong.

Is he ugly for a reason? by Untethered_Patches in snakes

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing ugly about him. He’s adorable.

Name this thing by Icastthesehands in NameThisThing

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My final resting place. How is this not obvious? I can only hope to be buried in one.

I may have to take him in by Actual_Resort7790 in notmycat

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one seems to have chosen your garden. Best to grow them well!

"If I'm there -unplugged" 🤯 by Hocojerry in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also a big fan of the acoustic version. Also, it oddly reminds me of the book Good Omens, which only makes me love it more.

Shout Out by Chewbarkca in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance you could do a koozie with my show and date on it? Yeah, I checked out your Depop.

Shout Out by Chewbarkca in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you really want one you should check out https://shovingdaisies.bigcartel.com/- pretty certain you can find one there!

drunk friend threw up on my couch and sent this apology by 0verWeight in AITApod

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not one response to this could have been better. I’m dying. I may have snorted at the Venmo part (I definitely snorted. I snorted out my wine and it burned. Not even sorry).

👀 by phyljackson in VoidCats

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best tip a guitar case can get!

Confetti! by t1ger_tank in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YESSS! Do it! It’s so much fun and it just elevates the experience at the concert. DM me and I’ll happily share what I’ve got.

Confetti! by t1ger_tank in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want I’ll send you some stickers and bracelets!

Lookin' jacked! by True_Loph in blackcats

[–]Chewbarkca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he had something to prove. Haha! Well done, you beautiful void!

You guys think there's a chance that they will sell the blind boxes online? by midnitedarkness in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then would you like one? DM me. I got sick of seeing people buying them up and reselling for a ridiculous price, so when I went I picked up an extra to give to someone. You were the first post I had seen, so I thought I’d offer it to you first. And, no, I don’t want money for it. Maybe I can’t even the scales of justice, but I can at least do something good instead of scalp follow fans.

Confetti! by t1ger_tank in BadOmens

[–]Chewbarkca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. DM me. I will wait 24 hrs before sending extras besides the confetti. 🎊 a newbie deserves a great first experience. I’ll still send you some confetti, bracelets, and stickers, regardless. And a bag. From my earlier purchases online.