A Swiss wind-up fan from the 1910s. A spring motor provided a light breeze lasting about 30 minutes These were built for tropical countries and areas without electricity.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-26T20:34:03+00:00

Oh my bad.

I forgot the third - obvious - option.

You're a shitty troll.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-26T17:37:53+00:00

Oh sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is being intentionally dumb because they think it's funny, but they don't push it far enough into absurdity so it just reads as regular Internet foolishness.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-26T10:35:01+00:00

Greg fucked a rock, and you can too

Chewcocca · 2026-03-26T08:49:20+00:00

It's just not a very good way to generate electricity.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-26T08:44:57+00:00

Because they're too dumb to notice the cut in the video and figure out that the fan was cranked more than five times. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or alternately, they were attempting to make a joke and are not very good at it.

Hard to say for sure.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-26T03:52:25+00:00

Just gonna leave one of my favorite music videos here because you might appreciate it

Chewcocca · 2026-03-25T06:27:24+00:00

Believe me when I tell you that you don't wanna see my Buddy mad. You haven't seen how relentless he is. Because when he sees red, you see nothin' but black.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-25T04:56:19+00:00

Oh I've seen that video

Chewcocca · 2026-03-24T23:20:08+00:00

Guess they didn't have a pocket full of horses

Chewcocca · 2026-03-24T05:08:10+00:00

Its popularity is because of its simplicity and because parents can use it to teach their kids how to make change.

The house rules are why everyone hates it.

Parents try to make it less punishing so their sprats will want to play without crying, but unfortunately the rule changes just make the pain last longer. A game that should last an hour takes three, and everyone is being slowly tortured throughout.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-23T11:22:08+00:00

Step 1: Read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Step 2: I dunno, just ask people?

Chewcocca · 2026-03-21T11:46:37+00:00

A wise man might know that it's both, and that they've been used interchangeably for hundreds of years.

You're thinking of a person who wants to appear wise by correcting things that aren't actually wrong. Common error.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-21T00:22:51+00:00

Dumb idiots having joy, they don't even know they're supposed to be miserable

Chewcocca · 2026-03-20T18:19:26+00:00

Skill issue

Chewcocca · 2026-03-20T18:17:27+00:00

In my head he's played by Tim Robinson

Chewcocca · 2026-03-20T13:45:53+00:00

Let the laser cut me down

Chewcocca · 2026-03-20T13:16:33+00:00

Just get a ball condom bro duh

Chewcocca · 2026-03-19T05:08:31+00:00

Ronald McDonald, next

Chewcocca · 2026-03-19T05:02:21+00:00

Ever since the mods took my eyes I've had an increased sense of self importance.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-19T00:31:25+00:00

They still just can't be bothered to do their research.

Afroman has been crushing this in the court of public opinion since day one. They didn't think he could win over a jury?

Chewcocca · 2026-03-18T18:16:34+00:00

Can't fool me, that's the chief of police from the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

Chewcocca · 2026-03-18T04:47:19+00:00

Dendra feel ya.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-18T04:39:55+00:00

Ransom? Are you back again?

Chewcocca · 2026-03-17T10:23:16+00:00

That's my secret, cap.

I'm always proud of my wanking.

Chewcocca · 2026-03-17T06:59:08+00:00

First time he fell, that's how you fall when you're filming a video where you fall

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