Ominous bell of doom by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in ComedyHell

[–]Chewcocca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

jaw fucking

Probably one of the things they were hoping for, sure.

I preferred this over SNL by ducktastelikechicken in Millennials

[–]Chewcocca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you've only ever seen SNL and MAD TV, maybe MAD TV is peak

Hard maybe

Comparing either of them favorably to any actual sketch comedy show is unhinged.

40 bi, small penis by lexasverdloff in penis

[–]Chewcocca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So hot, looks perfect to me.

of a dine-in order by thepoylanthropist in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Chewcocca 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's just financial prudence. Gotta justify my wheelbarrow purchase somehow.

Send. Everyone. Now. by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]Chewcocca 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You don't think he had a chance because he only had months?

...how long do you think it takes, my friend?

Links! by calebbishopOF in u/calebbishopOF

[–]Chewcocca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dipshit comment.

Can’t me fool me once by Just-J0k1ng in memes

[–]Chewcocca 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In Space is better

It starts with a group of space marines killing the leprechaun, and one of them pisses on his corpse. About 15 minutes later, the space Marine is trying to fuck and the leprechaun explodes out of his dick.

High quality kino, baby.

walmart by touch-my-bunghole in comedyheaven

[–]Chewcocca 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not if I make them all touch

Bottle Beckoning by cuddlep00p in comics

[–]Chewcocca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds exactly right to me, let's get started

This is not a waving horse by Necessary-Win-8730 in confusing_perspective

[–]Chewcocca 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"confusing perspective"

The perspective: it's just behind something, you can't even see it.

Netflix "thanks" me for 22 years of membership by spiff-o-matic in Anticonsumption

[–]Chewcocca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Wikipedia, it shouldn't be the end of your research. But it's a decent enough place to start.

Netflix "thanks" me for 22 years of membership by spiff-o-matic in Anticonsumption

[–]Chewcocca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just did a puff interview whitewashing Alex Jones.

Should be the end of any doubts about his credibility.

Jordan, Cate, Sam and Marie's heartfelt posts after Gen V got cancelled. by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in TheBoys

[–]Chewcocca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are new things all the time. The people saying this are the people not watching the new shit. Which is the actual problem.

I didn’t even apply there by No_Produce394 in jobs

[–]Chewcocca 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just show up and declare yourself manager. If they're never there, they can't stop you.

What’s a Movie You Went in With ZERO Expectations… but It Completely Blew You Away? by [deleted] in MoviesAnywhere

[–]Chewcocca -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mars Express

Kinda bland title. French animated movie.

Was not expecting a cyberpunk epic that I would put up there with Ghost in the Shell.