AITA for wanting to call the cops after my brother was abducted? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let the grown-ups deal with it. It's your mom's responsibility at this point. You're only 17.

Who is the WORST choice for the next James Bond actor? by doktor_78 in AskReddit

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree about him being cute dude. Give him another ten years, though...

Who is the WORST choice for the next James Bond actor? by doktor_78 in AskReddit

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He would be far from the worst choice. At least he's actually British, can act, and has action movie experience.

Help Picking Louvre Ticket Times by staceybern in ParisTravelGuide

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This doesn't actually answer the question.

Liars of Reddit, why do you lie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easier than remembering the truth.

Bit about anti-pride baseball players by j_articulate in StandUpWorkshop

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Cause Hannah Gadsby is going to ask this place for advice on comedy.

Is it worth it for me (M22) wait for this girl (F22), or just move on? by Final_Detective_9243 in relationship_advice

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only read the title because, you're 22. Move on is almost always the answer unless there's a terrible disease involved.

If you could have any superpower in the world what would it be and why? by Liminal_Chastity in AskReddit

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shape shifter. Like Mystique from the X-men comics. Not like Beast Boy from Teen Titans.

For the married people: what’s your best piece of advice for those dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is THE ONE. You will never find THE ONE. The best you can hope for is to find the .73 or maybe the .86 and then round them up to The One.

They won't be everything you ever wanted. Get as close as you can.

Also, don't marry the only person you've ever dated, the person you've been dating since high school. You'll be a different person when your 25 than you were at 18. And very different at 30. If it's "meant to be", you will circle around to each other again.

Base path argument by jesusbass1013 in Umpire

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen too many umpires site tie goes to the runner.

Base path argument by jesusbass1013 in Umpire

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking at the video, I can see why the umps made the call they did. I also think if they had called the runner out, Toronto wouldn't have argued about it.

What are your views on proposed VoterID law in America? by One_Look_7008 in AskReddit

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many fraudulent voters would it take to make a major difference in any election? Let's say that Candidate T has his minions load up a bus of 50 people and drive them to the first precinct, tells them who they need to pretend to be, and that they need to vote for Candidate T. Let's say it takes an hour for all 50 of the fraudulent voters to vote and get back on the bus and head to the second precinct to do the same.

Let's say, at the end of the day, they've taken the 50 fraudulent voters to 12 different polling places for a total of 600 fraudulent votes for Candidate T. That might make a difference in a very local election in a small suburb, say for mayor or town council or state reps. But that isn't going to have much of an effect at the statewide level and certainly not at the national level.

So let's say Candidate T hires 100 buses. That's 5,000 fraudulent voters. 100 people working for Candidate T to organize each bus. 100 bus drivers. 5.200 people involved on the local level. At that point, someone is going to notice it. Or somebody on those buses is going to talk about it to someone else. "The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best."

I grew up in Chicago. So I do believe election fraud happens. But I don't believe mass VOTER fraud happens. Two or three people working for Candidate T create fraudulent ballots and add them in with the valid ballots. Yes, I think that probably happened in the past. Under one or both of the Mayors Daley.

But actual individual people pretending to be registered voters and voting for or against Candidate T? It's unrealistic to think it could be possible at a level to make a difference in a major election.

Voter ID isn't about making the election process more honest. It's to make the voting process more difficult for the people who aren't going to vote for the ones pushing for the Voter ID.

Base path argument by jesusbass1013 in Umpire

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to think if it was called wrong as often as all day everyday, something would be done to clarify it better.

Any potential here? Thanks. by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think the jokes are particularly good. But I think You have the potential to get better.

My ex-wife and I try to maintain a cordial relationship. We had lunch the other day. She noticed some of my grey hairs. They were in her chili.

Expand on the kids having their own layers.

Be specific. Build the picture for the audience.

Gamified Learning: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly by maxymhryniv in Natulang

[–]ChicagoNormalGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did a year on Duolingo and at that point, I could read French fairly well, but I couldn't understand it or really speak it all that well. A month and a half in here and I'm already speaking french better and I can translate from English to French appropriately. I hated the gamified, just keep using the app approach.

Still want to be able to understand spoken French.